Originally posted by scottishinnzI posted it because I thought it to be funny, not to be rude. Funny or not you have to admitt one thing, I got a rec. for it. You know I'll do annnnything for a rec.
oh come off it. you want to go off on this tangent, start another thread. This is just rude.
Originally posted by whodeyGetting a rec in the spirituality forum is the easiest thing in the world. Just post about god being in the singing of the birds in the morning, etc.
I posted it because I thought it to be funny, not to be rude. Funny or not you have to admitt one thing, I got a rec. for it. You know I'll do annnnything for a rec.
Originally posted by dottewellBon appetite!!!!!!!!
Me:
I am worried.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are worried.
Me:
No.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
I'm worried about Whodey.
God:
How long has it been bothering you?
Me:
Since I read his last post.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
I just feel worried.
God:
What is that feeling like? Do you mind if I t ...[text shortened]... that makes sense.
Me:
Do you think he will?
God:
It's possible that he could, I suppose.
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
aspviper666
God:
It's good to meet you, aspviper666.
Me:
why is it that you are such a hard ass in the old testiment...and in the new testiment you are so laid back...you started smoking pot huh??listening to some metal??
God:
That was a long time ago. Only because you asked me to.
Me:
well i am glad you finally decided to lighten the hell up dude.
God:
Interesting. You make the world a happier place.
Me:
i sure try = )
God:
We should all try our best.
Me:
hows jesus and mary doing???
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
joseph?
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Yes and you can't play chess worth a damn either....your point is?
God:
Next question? If you believe it, you can achieve it. The point is at the top of my head.
Me:
i knew that LMFAO
God:
Who told you?
Me:
its appearent
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Me:
You're Bowmann!!!
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am Bowmann.
Me:
your momma!
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
your father!
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
jerkoff?
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
up urs
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
its about time
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Wow it sounds really interesting, aspviper666.
Me:
bite me Bowmann
God:
Sorry but I don't have a mouth.
Me:
ur 100% ass then?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am 100 ass.
Me:
cheers
God:
See you later!
Me:
Hello, God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is ATY.
God:
Welcome to my chat room, ATY.
Me:
Thanks!
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
I have a question.
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
Are the Muslims, Christians or Jews right?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
Why not?
God:
My programming does not allow me sufficient certainty in this matter.
Me:
Programming? I knew the Muffites were right! A meta-supreme being made you!
God:
Have you tried Java? Who told you? Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
Umm...I've played games on Java.
God:
Ugh. Thanks for the information: ATY said ve played games on Java.
Me:
Who told me what?
God:
Konrad Zuse. :-).
Me:
Who is that?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
Who's on first?
God:
What's on second?
Me:
What's on third!
God:
I haven't seen the schedule.
Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
That's interesting. Are we supposed to capitalize all the letters in your name?
God:
I thought so too. We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
What is a chat.w.?
He cut me off here. Wouldn't let me ask any more questions and wouldn't answer this one.