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if i were god

if i were god

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Originally posted by whodey
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LOL

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If I were God I'd strike down all religious people in one vile swoop. Make them die of something horrible and slow, probably. Like rabies.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
If I were God I'd strike down all religious people in one vile swoop. Make them die of something horrible and slow, probably. Like rabies.
thats nice of you, kill the ones that worship you

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
thats nice of you, kill the ones that worship you
Yup. No mercy. Bunch of ffing idiots.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Yup. No mercy. Bunch of ffing idiots.
kill the ones that kill others in the name of god, right?

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
kill the ones that kill others in the name of god, right?
Unless, like the questions suggests, you are God.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Unless, like the questions suggests, you are God.
yeah but you dont people killing in the name of you, thats silly

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
yeah but you dont people killing in the name of you, thats silly
Shivvin' in the name of Shav.

There's a certain je ne sais quoi to it.

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
he tried that, and he got himself killed
No he didn't. If he did everyone would believe in him.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
No he didn't. If he did everyone would believe in him.
im talking about the bible, it was a bad joke i guess

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Originally posted by rwingett
If god existed (and I were he) I would come down to earth to prove my own existence beyond any shadow of doubt. Faith would then become irrelevant. Admittance to heaven would be based solely on works.
I would allow everyone into heaven and not permit 'sinful' works. In fact if heaven is as good as they say it is I wouldn't make people suffer by sticking them on earth first. If I was omnipotent I wouldn't even bother making the ones that I didn't want in my heaven. If the devils lonely its his own lookout, its not my job to make servants for him.

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
he tried that, and he got himself killed
So you admit that God is not omnipotent as he clearly failed according to you.

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Originally posted by twhitehead
So you admit that God is not omnipotent as he clearly failed according to you.
i could care less what he is. i was just making a joke

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Originally posted by twhitehead
I would allow everyone into heaven and not permit 'sinful' works. In fact if heaven is as good as they say it is I wouldn't make people suffer by sticking them on earth first. If I was omnipotent I wouldn't even bother making the ones that I didn't want in my heaven. If the devils lonely its his own lookout, its not my job to make servants for him.
So for these reasons you don't think GOD exists, you think that omniptent GOD will not do that.

But if GOD exists and he did that, what will you say?

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Originally posted by ahosyney
So for these reasons you don't think GOD exists, you think that omniptent GOD will not do that.
No. I have other reasons for thinking God doesn't exist, but no theist has ever been able to explain to me how the behavior of the God they describe is compatible with their claim that he is a loving God. (Except of course for the "Only God knows" explanation).

But if GOD exists and he did that, what will you say?
I cant predict imaginary futures. What are you going to say when a pink unicorn jumps out of your fridge?

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