Spirituality
27 May 09
28 May 09
Originally posted by darvlayYep I do. He and Tlai1992 were a hilarious couple in those days. Don't let my more recent join date fool you. Many years ago I left the site in order to be reborn. Mind you I wasn't banned but just didn't want to use my old account anymore.
You know about him?
Last move: Dec '04
28 May 09
Originally posted by SushillThey certainly were.
Yep I do. He and Tlai1992 were a hilarious couple in those days. Don't let my more recent join date fool you. Many years ago I left the site in order to be reborn. Mind you I wasn't banned but just didn't want to use my old account anymore.
Good times. 🙂
28 May 09
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Originally posted by duecerIt is extremely improbable that there is an ‘afterlife’ let alone more specifically a ‘heaven’.
well?
Therefore, it is extremely improbable that there exists a heaven that can be either ‘full’ or ‘empty’.
(sorry for the boring answer but I think that is the correct answer never the less)
28 May 09
Originally posted by darvlay144,00! Is that all.
JWs say that the limit is 144,000 taken from the scripture which speaks of the 12,000 from the 12 tribes of Israel.
It's bound to be full up by now.
Well that's just brilliant.
I am now doomed to spend eternity drifting around in limbo all
because God never had the foresight to make Heaven bigger.
What about Paradise where the Muslim go. Any vancancies?
28 May 09
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Originally posted by greenpawn34my goodness the last thing a man needs is seventy fair and large breasted virgins attending upon him while he resides on ivory couches in the cool shade, beside rivers of wine. one good and experienced women and a bottle of Irn bru straight from the fridge is enough for any man! 😉
144,00! Is that all.
It's bound to be full up by now.
Well that's just brilliant.
I am now doomed to spend eternity drifting around in limbo all
because God never had the foresight to make Heaven bigger.
What about Paradise where the Muslim go. Any vancancies?
28 May 09
Originally posted by robbie carrobiehee,hee. Yes and maybe a nice hash-pipe!
my goodness the last thing a man needs is seventy fair and large breasted virgins attending upon him while he resides on ivory couches in the cool shade, beside rivers of wine. one good and experienced women and a bottle of Irn bru straight from the fridge is enough for any man! 😉
28 May 09
You are correct Robbie, the Muslim lads seemed to have a better deal.
All us Christians get is a harp (do we get lessons how to play the thing).
Wings, (again do we get taught how to use them and is the operation
to fit them painful?)
And a halo. (Can we turn it off when we are sleeping, that glow will
keep me awake?).
