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Let's start our own religion

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moonbus
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@divegeester said
No burning people alive, not under any circumstances and for any time scale.
Hear, hear !

And no threatening people with torture or burning alive in this life or any other life.

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We need a religious book to keep us on the straight and narrow. (Without it we will go around eating babies).

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@fmf said
"Do not abuse your spouses and children".
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@fmf said
Do not deceive. Do not harm. Do not coerce. Be compassionate. Be empathetic. Make these your ideals.
Jesus u want the moon on a stick

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@fmf said
"Just go ahead and bake the damn cakes for the gays, for God's sake".
I dont like cake

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
We need a religious book to keep us on the straight and narrow. (Without it we will go around eating babies).
Our religious book should have pictures and limericks.

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@vivify said
Our religious book should have pictures and limericks.
And make it blatantly clear when something isn't meant to be taken literally.

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
And make it blatantly clear when something isn't meant to be taken literally.
Was THAT meant to be taken literally ?

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@fmf said
"Do not abuse your spouses and children".
Uuuh, we get to have multiple spouses. With gay cakes. I like this. 😀

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
We need a religious book to keep us on the straight and narrow. (Without it we will go around eating babies).
I think we should have a song too. A bouncey one, not a plodding dirge-like hymn with a blasted pipe organ shaking the rafters. A happy song. By Beyoncé or Shakira. With a chorus anybody can follow.

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
We need a religious book to keep us on the straight and narrow. (Without it we will go around eating babies).
“Strait and narrow”.

Courtesy of the Spelling Inquisitor.

Now stop eating babies!

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@moonbus said
“Strait and narrow”.

Courtesy of the Spelling Inquisitor.

Now stop eating babies!
Hmm, not having that.

I do believe sir, in a 1827 publication of A Journal of George Fox, Volume 1, (which claims to be a facsimile reprint of the 1694 original journal of the Critical Works of Monsieur Rapin) we find:

"The soul of the common people seems too straight and narrow to be wrought upon by any Part of Eloquence."

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@moonbus said
“Strait and narrow”.

Courtesy of the Spelling Inquisitor.

Now stop eating babies!
What would it take to create a universe where the love in it is all real in the creation, not just robotic automatons?

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Hmm, not having that.

I do believe sir, in a 1827 publication of A Journal of George Fox, Volume 1, (which claims to be a facsimile reprint of the 1694 original journal of the Critical Works of Monsieur Rapin) we find:

"The soul of the common people seems too straight and narrow to be wrought upon by any Part of Eloquence."
Mine was a reference to Matt 7:14 “Strait is the gate and narrow the path.” Make of it what you will. But only allegorically.

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@moonbus said
Mine was a reference to Matt 7:14 “Strait is the gate and narrow the path.” Make of it what you will. But only allegorically.
There will be no references to another religious book in this new religion of ours sir.

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