@mister-moggy said11. Never argue with an idiot.
there were originally fifteen commandments but moses ran out of room on his tablets as he made the engravings too large.
he left five behind.
which five were they ?
12. Repeat.
13. Repeat.
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@mister-moggy said11. Thou shalt not believe everything thou readeth in the bible, but waiteth a bit until science moveth on and debunketh a lot of what though shalt readeth therein, then have another think about it.
there were originally fifteen commandments but moses ran out of room on his tablets as he made the engravings too large.
he left five behind.
which five were they ?
Would have needed a much bigger stone, though...
@deepthought saidi was working my braincells to the bone trying to slap him with exactly this type of fishiness
One of them might be along the lines of: "If you say you are making your final post, then leave and do not look back on pain of being turned into a pillar of salt.".
well done
quite salty
@mister-moggy said11 - Don't wear flip flops when riding a proper motorcycle.
there were originally fifteen commandments but moses ran out of room on his tablets as he made the engravings too large.
he left five behind.
which five were they ?
12 - Don't leave traces of butter in the Marmite jar.
13 - Don't blame the alcohol if you play poorly in a serious team darts game.
14 - Don't downplay Gordon Brown's 40 quarters of growth
15 - Don't wear proper motorcycle boots on a moped.
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@mister-moggy said11. No man shall make a slave of another man.
there were originally fifteen commandments but moses ran out of room on his tablets as he made the engravings too large.
he left five behind.
which five were they ?
12. Do not discriminate on grounds of gender, race or sexual identity.
13. You shall not rape.
14. You shall not make an enemy of science.
15. Look after the elderly and vulnerable.
@ghost-of-a-duke saidLook after the elderly and vulnerable is what is meant by "Honour thy father and mother.", or at least that's what I take it to mean.
11. No man shall make a slave of another man.
12. Do not discriminate on grounds of gender, race or sexual identity.
13. You shall not rape.
14. You shall not make an enemy of science.
15. Look after the elderly and vulnerable.
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@deepthought saidNot sure about that. Sounds rather specific.
Look after the elderly and vulnerable is what is meant by "Honour thy father and mother.", or at least that's what I take it to mean.
@deepthought saidYou took it right.
Look after the elderly and vulnerable is what is meant by "Honour thy father and mother.", or at least that's what I take it to mean.
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@secondson said'The divine fatherhood is the source of human fatherhood. (Ephesians 3:14) This is the foundation of the honour owed to parents. ... It is required by God's commandment. (Exodus 20:12) Respect for parents (filial piety) derives from gratitude toward those who, by the gift of life, their love and their work, have brought their children into the world and enabled them to grow in stature, wisdom, and grace.'
You took it right.
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