RHP Prayer Competition 2009

Originally posted by Nordlys
If I need to have a sex change first, count me out!

Forget the change, just have sex and you will speak in tongues.

Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
I have the worst head cold of all time. I also have a large mountain of work to do tomorrow. Post your prayers here, together with the intended deity. If I'm on my feet ten hours, some lucky god gets a convert.

Sorry...I don't post my prayers, but pray in private. I hope you make a full recovery soon however!😏

Originally posted by Rajk999
Forget the change, just have sex and you will speak in tongues.

I'd rather have a sex change...

Originally posted by Nordlys
I'd rather have a sex change...

Go ahead then... its not a difficult operation for hermaphrodites.

Originally posted by kirksey957
God of most high, give this young boy a colonic of the naso-pharangeal cavity
That upon its release he will feel as light as Oprah in a Biafrian city
May the drainage come down and overwhelm what is below
Much like the waters from Moses that did in Pharoah

Brotha, this is one prayer that's being answered. Apres moi le deluge.

Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
Brotha, this is one prayer that's being answered. Apres moi le deluge.

Let go, my brotha , let go and let God.

Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
I have the worst head cold of all time. I also have a large mountain of work to do tomorrow. Post your prayers here, together with the intended deity. If I'm on my feet ten hours, some lucky god gets a convert.

The Gods have bigger problems than your head cold. Say a prayer to a bottle of single malt Scotch and a handful of Vitamin C instead.

Originally posted by vistesd
Zen is one expression of nondualism; I explore others as well. Zen seems the easiest one for people to get a quick handle on...

Zen is easy


Evaluation of the mind is hard

😵

Originally posted by josephw
Zen is easy?

Wouldn't it be easier to just trust God?

Zen is easy

Trusting "god" is trusting Your mind

I trust not Your mind😵

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
The Gods have bigger problems than your head cold. Say a prayer to a bottle of single malt Scotch and a handful of Vitamin C instead.

Glenlivet 12 and then Macallan 18









for starters😵

Originally posted by bill718
Sorry...I don't post my prayers, but pray in private. I hope you make a full recovery soon however!😏

Very good. You pass! 🙂

"And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly."

Matthew 6:5-6

Originally posted by Suzianne
Very good. You pass! 🙂

"And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Fat ...[text shortened]... is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly."

Matthew 6:5-6

He may have passed but L'il CL said my prayer was the one that was answered. With a condition like his, he was the one who needed to go into the closet.