The Doctor's Confessional

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I once had hot rear entry action with a really sexy and incredibly skilled Filipina girl. When I was done, I promptly rolled over and went to sleep, ignoring her carnal needs! I have felt proud yet humiliated ever since. Doctor, what's your recommendation?

This thread has provided much relief for those of us who have participated. I am a little suprised at the absence of some of the more popular people of faith and dare I say Catholics who have not taken advantage of this service.

Originally posted by kirksey957
This thread has provided much relief for those of us who have participated. I am a little suprised at the absence of some of the more popular people of faith and dare I say Catholics who have not taken advantage of this service.

Originally posted by David C
I guess I need Jesus more than ever. Do you think he'd have paid my Bar tab?

Originally posted by David C
I guess I need Jesus more than ever. Do you think he'd have paid my Bar tab?

I grew up poor and found myself jealous of Jews who I perceived as having a lot of money. I also noticed that they had names that were things that were valuable like "Perls, Silverstein, Goldstein." It is not fair I know, but I came to confess my envy.

I'm working on nailing my daughter's best friend. Would it be more appropriate to have sex with her mother first?

Doctor,
I always dream I am the untouchable terminator and wipe out 3/4 of the worlds population. Now, this is just a dream, but I also believe it is the only solution to solve a lot problems of this planet.
Is this a sin?

This morning I was asked by a gorgeous specimin of the female variety what sort of music I was listening to, as I was sitting in the bus.

I replied: AC/DC.

It's not the lie I feel bad about, it's the fact that I've denied ABBA the proper respect and recognition they deserve.

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Confess your sins unto me.

I'm not offering forgiveness or absolution. I just want to hear them, and maybe ridicule you a bit if I deem it appropriate.

Originally posted by no1marauder
I'm working on nailing my daughter's best friend. Would it be more appropriate to have sex with her mother first?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I have been having repeated and longing dreams about darvlay's creamy, off white buttocks as the morning sun filters through the window shears... while this is profoundly disturbing on often makes me throw up in my mouth a bit, is it a sin?

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Are you aware that darvlay is a man?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Yes... though he's definitely a bottom... regardless, is this a sin?

Originally posted by shavixmir
This morning I was asked by a gorgeous specimin of the female variety what sort of music I was listening to, as I was sitting in the bus.

I replied: AC/DC.

It's not the lie I feel bad about, it's the fact that I've denied ABBA the proper respect and recognition they deserve.