23 Sep 05
Cast aside your false gods! From now one you will worship the one and only true god: the great and almighty LordOfTheChessboard!!! Dare not to oppose me for you will burn forever in the eternal pit of doom!
All disbelievers will be stoned and burned.
(For a "small" contribution to my church exceptions can me made.)
23 Sep 05
Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboardI dont believe in you - you suck!
Cast aside your false gods! From now one you will worship the one and only true god: the great and almighty LordOfTheChessboard!!! Dare not to oppose me for you will burn forever in the eternal pit of doom!
All disbelievers will be stoned and burned.
(For a "small" contribution to my church exceptions can me made.)
23 Sep 05
Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboardDoes one wear pants while paying you homage? I, personally, feel that my best worshipping can be done in a pants free environment.
Cast aside your false gods! From now one you will worship the one and only true god: the great and almighty LordOfTheChessboard!!! Dare not to oppose me for you will burn forever in the eternal pit of doom!
All disbelievers will be stoned and burned.
(For a "small" contribution to my church exceptions can me made.)
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23 Sep 05
Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboardThe one and only true god does does waste his time on the rhp spirituality forum.
Cast aside your false gods! From now one you will worship the one and only true god: the great and almighty LordOfTheChessboard!!! Dare not to oppose me for you will burn forever in the eternal pit of doom!
All disbelievers will be stoned and burned.
(For a "small" contribution to my church exceptions can me made.)
23 Sep 05
To worship me one only has to run around naked on the street screaming: 'Oh great LordOfTheChessboard. Please solve all my problems and take care of me so that I don't have to do it myself, amen.'
Do this and I will send angels in white suites to take care of you in a special place for the true believers.
23 Sep 05
Originally posted by HalitoseThe "suites" must be a form of clothing or transport. If "suite" is taken in a musical sense it satisfies both these categories--the angels appear "clothed in music" (think of a suite by Bach) which simultaneously "transports" the listener's mind into a suitable state of receptivity. I assume that the "suites" are "white" to distinguish them from "the devil's music". What say you?
Hotel rooms?