Originally posted by Bad wolfHow about,
Inspired by the television program mock the week - unlikely things to find in the bible.
I'll start:
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.
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"And Jesus minced home to his life parter Steve and verily said 'oooo, you'll never beliiiiiiieve what that Judas Iscariot is going to get up to at the weekend'"
Originally posted by AThousandYoung"in the heart of the earth" means in hell, well hades actually, where he drags satan thru it. Where do they agree on 1 day, 2 nights?
Jesus making a false prediction.
Jesus predicts that he will be "in the heart of the earth" for three days and three nights. If by this he meant that he would be in the tomb for three days and three nights, then either he was mistaken or the gospels are in error. Because according to the gospels (this is one of the few things they all seem to ag ...[text shortened]... y one day and two nights. [Matthew] 12:40
http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/abs/nt.html
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Originally posted by scottishinnzLOL.
How about,
"And Jesus minced home to his life parter Steve and verily said 'oooo, you'll never beliiiiiiieve what that Judas Iscariot is going to get up to at the weekend'"
Here is another:
"And Jesus said to his disciples: hey, guys, do any of you sometimes think the only reasons we date the chicks is because we are supposed to...
*touching matthew's leg under the table*"
