Which book?

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
You think 6 months would be long enough?

Originally posted by @js357
I’ve convinced myself of some pretty stupid things in much less time than that.

Originally posted by @divegeester
Psalms.

I'd also sneak some Asimov in too...

Originally posted by @bigdoggproblem
Song of Solomon for fapping. 😵

Originally posted by @kellyjay
Have you read the “Foundation Trilogy”?

Originally posted by @bigdoggproblem
Song of Solomon for fapping. 😵

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Aliens, for reasons only known to them and Howard from the Halifax adverts, have imprisoned you in small room where you will remain for 6 months in isolation. As well as providing all the food and water you need to survive, the aliens have also allowed you to take 'one' book from the Bible into the room with you for spiritual sustenance. (Not the en ...[text shortened]... s or people from other religions can choose a small text of their choosing outside of the Bible.

Originally posted by @rajk999
You only exercise your mouth.
You need to have your heart regenerated.

You only exercise your mouth.

Originally posted by @secondson
Genesis.

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Well, it's a beginning.

😞


Edit: Pre-morning coffee, I'm not even sure the above comment is funny.

Originally posted by @suzianne
It does make it up to "punny", though.

The obvious word was "punny" and besides, do you think Suzianne would misspell a word?

Glad you're back to posting, where the hell have you been.

Originally posted by @tom-wolsey
The obvious word was "punny" and besides, do you think Suzianne would misspell a word?

Glad you're back to posting, where the hell have you been.