World Cup Prayers

Originally posted by @fmf
And? The thread topic. What prayers cause such a blip, to your way of thinking, on "God's radar"?

Lord, please grant me serenity,
during this upcoming period of sadness.
There's no Italy and no USA...
in the World Cup in Russia.
Please, no repeat...
because if the Russians cheat:
It'll surely drive me to madness.