@handyandy saidLook up chess programs Andy, but don't get one as they are not allowed!!! 😉 Or are you refering to the word spelled wrong? 😛 😉
What's a program?
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@very-rusty saidIf you don't know what it is, why did you mention it?
Look up chess programs Andy, but don't get one as they are not allowed!!!
Re Post as Andy was crying about spelling!!! 😉 It flipped to the next page, so his statement wasn't really all that important, to answer, yours was goad.
@ghost-of-a-duke said
Have you noticed how the stronger players on this site tend to carry smaller game loads?
Ever wonder why that was?
No, I know the reason.
People figure they are using a program which isn't always the case, but does, and has happened in the past.
I already know your are going to say because they take longer to think over their moves, which is the case in the case in many of the higher rated. I don't consider you a higher rated player goad. You tend to float between 1700-1800!!! Higher rated players would be over 1800's...... 2000's of course are experts!!!
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@ghost-of-a-duke saidChanging the bag or container that holds the dust/dirt would have been way less expensive than having to buy a new one!!! 😉
I finally decided to throw away my vacuum cleaner. It was only collecting dust.
(A Misfit joke to cheer you up).
I didn't find it funny at all!!!
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@very-rusty saidYep.
Changing the bag or container that holds the dust/dirt would have been way less expensive than having to buy a new one!!! 😉
I didn't find it funny at all!!!
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Only won best joke at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Why would 'you' possibly find it funny? (Or indeed understand it).
@ghost-of-a-duke saidLOL@ goad, of course the outside of it was dusty, silly. Just pulling your chains which are getting about as easy as pulling Andy's!!!! 😛 😉
Yep.
Only won best joke at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Why would 'you' possibly find it funny? (Or indeed understand it).
I doubt it won any awards, but then the English do have a different sense of humour. 😉
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@very-rusty saidIf you weren't so obnoxious you wouldn't have to pull any chains.
Just pulling your chains which are getting about as easy as pulling Andy's!!!!
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@very-rusty said'A joke by comedian Tim Vine about a vacuum cleaner has been voted the funniest at this year's Edinburgh Fringe Festival.
I doubt it won any awards, but then the English do have a different sense of humour. 😉
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He won with the one-liner: "I decided to sell my Hoover... well it was just collecting dust."
Vine, 47, saw his joke scoop almost a fifth of the votes in the competition run by comedy television channel, Dave.
It is the first time the award has been presented to a previous winner.
Vine also won in 2010 with the joke: "I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again."
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-28838287
@handyandy saidAndy you aren't obnoxious? 😛 😉
If you weren't so obnoxious you wouldn't have to pull any chains.
I guess it depends where you are sitting EH?! 😉
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Oh my! I'm actually beginning to feel sorry for you this morning. Your banter-game seems to be an exclusive series of mirrored responses. Nothing creative or original.
You appear to be trapped in a childish world, where you're rubber...and everyone else is glue.
How sad. 😕
@wolfe63 saidHere is a crying towel for you wolfy, quick catch.
Oh my! I'm actually beginning to feel sorry for you this morning. Your banter-game seems to be an exclusive series of mirrored responses. Nothing creative or original.
You appear to be trapped in a childish world, where you're rubber...and everyone else is glue.
How sad. 😕
Will throwing insults at me make you more popular with your clan members? 😛 😉
If so carry on!!! 😉
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@handyandy saidDon't forget another day for you in a Clan forum!!! 😉
Another day, another chain.
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