Clans
29 Apr 19
@ghost-of-a-duke saidYes, all that and more:
I'm thinking one of the following:
1. Kylie Minogue appreciation nights.
2. Crochet.
3. Sharing photographs of interesting trains.
4. Wednesday Night Chocolate Bunny Raffle
5. Striptease BINGO for men
6. And this week's fund raiser: Sales of the ever-popular Donald Trump Urinal Cake
@wolfe63 saidWe should probably qualify the statement about Bingo.
Yes, all that and more:
4. Wednesday Night Chocolate Bunny Raffle
5. Striptease BINGO for men
6. And this week's fund raiser: Sales of the ever-popular Donald Trump Urinal Cake
You start with a full card, and remove a piece one by one...And I'm not even touching the raffle...
@paul-leggett saidSpell check ?? π
I always pass on the cake- because someone else already passed on it.
@wolfe63 saidSorry, your idea of fun does not coincide with ours.
Yes, all that and more:
4. Wednesday Night Chocolate Bunny Raffle
5. Striptease BINGO for men
6. And this week's fund raiser: Sales of the ever-popular Donald Trump Urinal Cake
You can "stick" with your male strip bingo and chocolate bunnies.
As far as the cake goes, you have already pissed enough here.
@ghost-of-a-duke saidLet's see....
I'm thinking one of the following:
1. Kylie Minogue appreciation nights.
2. Crochet.
3. Sharing photographs of interesting trains.
Kylie Minogue is number one with a bullet....
Crochet is performed with a pair of spikes....
Photos of a fast train would be the bullet train...
You are showing serious signs of devious mental deprivation sir.
Do you have a Death Wish, or do you think you are Charles Bronson??
@shortcircuit saidWhile you're here sir, I've been asked to tell you that, with regret, we have decided unanimously to reject your application to be a Misfit. You seem like a perfectly adequate fellow but just lack the depth of humour, charisma, and razzmatazz to join our clan.
Sorry, your idea of fun does not coincide with ours.
You can "stick" with your male strip bingo and chocolate bunnies.
As far as the cake goes, you have already pissed enough here.
@shortcircuit saidGhost having a death wish would be an oxymoron.
Do you have a Death Wish, or do you think you are Charles Bronson??
@ghost-of-a-duke saidSeriously? Do you actually think anyone would believe that shortcircuit would apply to your clan? Oh.....I see you are trying to make a joke!!!! π π
While you're here sir, I've been asked to tell you that, with regret, we have decided unanimously to reject your application to be a Misfit. You seem like a perfectly adequate fellow but just lack the depth of humour, charisma, and razzmatazz to join our clan.
We all know he is the best Clan Leader to have ever graced this site!!!
-VR
@shortcircuit saidThere, see, I knew there must something to clan membership, apart from winning the championship every year.
Come on man..... there isn't enough creativity in 95% of the clans.
Now, in our clan, there are a few things we like to do that sets us apart from the rest.
I am sure the convoluted minds and smart asses out there will chime in with their "best guesses" as to those activities, but, as usual, they will be wrong.
I really can't tell you because that would spoil the "members only" benefits.
PS Wolfie was just kidding about the bingo nights.
18 May 19
@very-rusty saidErr,....no.
Seriously? Do you actually think anyone would believe that shortcircuit would apply to your clan?
18 May 19
@ghost-of-a-duke saidgoad, you have brown eyes right? π
They apparently have their own unique bingo calls. For example:
Rusty's overweight, number 28.
Rusty's weird and mean, number 15.
Rusty's stuck in a tree, number 53.
Rusty cleans the floor, number 54.
etc etc
-VR