98% of men masturbate

What the hell is wrong with the other 2%???

@shavixmir said
What the hell is wrong with the other 2%???

@shavixmir said
What the hell is wrong with the other 2%???

@shavixmir said
What the hell is wrong with the other 2%???

@shavixmir said
What the hell is wrong with the other 2%???

My wife catches me all the time.

@pabauer said
My wife catches me all the time.

I don't get it.
I'm going to smoke a joint and read it again. 😕

@shavixmir someone's gotta hold the camera.

Lmao

I think the real question is where does the porn company get off?

I cannot contain my rage at this much longer.

@shavixmir said
What the hell is wrong with the other 2%???

@shavixmir

I have known people too stupid to find their butts with both hands, so it stands to reason that there must be at least a few who ... oh, never mind.

go on 😮

@mchill said
What the hell is wrong with the other 2%???


I think Woody Allen answered that one years ago in one of his movies when he said: Well, some people are heterosexual, and some are are homosexual, and some don't think about sex at all, you know - They become Lawyers.