Some good things about Europe
1. Roquefort cheese is cheap
2. Socialdemocracy 😵
3. Beer is top quality
4. For some reason, Mexicans are liked here... and not precisely as gardeners or janitors -I guess they feel bad for us having a neighbor they hate 😉
5. If I want to drive a tractor crashing inside a McDonald's... I may find supporters and mates willing to come with me!!! 😛
6. Women are elegant and beautiful [at least here in Eastern E.]
7. Music is much more interesting
8. Bookstores have good prices and quality stuff
9. Chess clubs are a riot and you may jump into some former Soviet champion to share with you a couple of tricks
10. It is way much, much more relaxed, in every sense and, somehow, gives you the feeling that the world today is actually happening here.
And I can keep up... I guess all the latter are a good price for missing my Raiders' games 😳
Originally posted by sasquatch672Funny, you just listed everything I dislike about Europe (well, not everything).
I thought we were doing good things about Europe. Bunch of cheeky bastards in the thread, you ask me.
My "Good Things About Europe" List:
1. They let McDonald's come in. Americans get tired of eating lentil dumplings.
2. They got 24-hour cable TV and Sportscenter.
3. Eurodisney.
4. American football's catching on.
5. You at leas ...[text shortened]... bits and started to bathe and shave.
7. You'll now sell us Budweiser.
Mmm...stuck...
Except for (6) which is suspect anyway.
And as for (7) - we've had water for millions of years!
i]Originally posted by sasquatch672[/i]
[b]I thought we were doing good things about Europe. Bunch of cheeky bastards in the thread, you ask me.
My "Good Things About Europe" List:
1. They let McDonald's come in. Americans get tired of eating lentil dumplings.
For a cultureless country which origins from england which have no food culture or taste at all you really push your luck.
2. They got 24-hour cable TV and Sportscenter.
Real sport not just I get 24 million USD through adds please praise my godness or my god was that for me-American Pussy sports.
3. Eurodisney.
Easy all americans in one place makes it easy for our police for razzia´s
4. American football's catching on.
Well as all of the world refers to soccer as football ! So you wanna be special ? OOOOOOH now play nice !
5. You at least have some half-bastard version of basketball that we can watch when we get tired of bullfights and museums.
I NEVER HAVE SEEN AN AMERICAN EVEN BENEAR A MUSEUM (unless there is a Mc Donald next to it). You even don´t know about history (230 years? Yiiiha ? Even our churches are way older ? Are we allowed to laugh at you ?)
6. Some European Americans (americans who settled down here) picked up American habits and started to bathe and shave.
... their cows in order to have a real sex.. partner instead of an inflatable rubber cow.
7. You'll now sell us Budweiser.
Yeah and keep the good stuff for us ! Budweiser exported is what we serve to you !
Sorry Sasquatch I just can´t resisted. Now it will be flamewars between us again. Besides we will become WORLD CHAMPIONS in Football (sasi for you SOCCER) yeaah again !
WE EUROPEANS ARE THE BEST !