14 Apr 05
Delmer we know you love the horses so next time at the track look out for these:
Duct tape awesome for repairs in saddles
it can hold a split horse hoof together til ya get home.
If yer stirrup leather splits hell duct will fix it.
If there's a hole in my bucket dear liza dear liza (get duct not a straw)
Duct will keep a jockey's Joddies up! and his hat on.
Duct will fix a whip...
You could make reins outa duct!
Tip for Delmer... put your bus fare in the side pocket of your wallet and duct it shut.... when you lose you last dime the race meeting will be over by the time you can get to the rest!!! Duct'll get you home!
The only questions remaining is....
Delmers Beard Vs Duct? Hair by Hair or all at once?
14 Apr 05
Originally posted by Tirau DanIts compulsery to have a beard if you are a gnome😉
Delmer we know you love the horses so next time at the track look out for these:
Duct tape awesome for repairs in saddles
it can hold a split horse hoof together til ya get home.
If yer stirrup leather splits hell duct will fix it.
If there's a hole in my bucket dear liza dear liza (get duct not a straw)
Duct will keep a jockey's Joddies up! and his ...[text shortened]...
The only questions remaining is....
Delmers Beard Vs Duct? Hair by Hair or all at once?
14 Apr 05
Originally posted by Tirau DanThat beard looks like it's made from steel wool. I wouldn't mess with that thing with a flimsy wanna be imitation of Duck Tape like duct tape.
Delmer we know you love the horses so next time at the track look out for these:
Duct tape awesome for repairs in saddles
it can hold a split horse hoof together til ya get home.
If yer stirrup leather splits hell duct will fix it.
If there's a hole in my bucket dear liza dear liza (get duct not a straw)
Duct will keep a jockey's Joddies up! and his ...[text shortened]...
The only questions remaining is....
Delmers Beard Vs Duct? Hair by Hair or all at once?
16 Apr 05
Originally posted by AynatHang on a sec. I'll be right back. Just knocked my keyboard onto the floor. Have to go find some ducttape. Be right back.
I couldn't help myself.
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I really don't see why people are so in love with the stuff. Real artists would never *&^ryh any tool fixUYT^^ with duct tape!
16 Apr 05
Originally posted by DelmerUnfortunately there is something standing in the way of duct tape's complete versatility, its nemesis; water.
If human creativity is infinite, then the uses of duct tape are infinite. When no new uses for duct tape are found we will know we have reached the end of human creativity and therefore the end of the species is not far in the future. Think of duct tape as our most important early warning system.
For instance, crude flamethrowers fashioned from a deodorant can and a perforated beer can held together with duct have been shown to be flawed. The watery runoff from the combustion process unstickifies the tape and before you know it you find yourself surrounded by slightly charred, angry mexicans holding nothing but some cologne and a can of Stella
16 Apr 05
Originally posted by OuermyhteLOL! I expect the FBI just made a copy of your post and filed it somewhere in a "terrorist weapons" file.
Unfortunately there is something standing in the way of duct tape's complete versatility, its nemesis; water.
For instance, crude flamethrowers fashioned from a deodorant can and a perforated beer can held together with duct have been shown to be flawed. The watery runoff from the combustion process unstickifies the tape and before you know it you fin ...[text shortened]... rounded by slightly charred, angry mexicans holding nothing but some cologne and a can of Stella
16 Apr 05
Originally posted by AynatHandysome ??? Yeah right, birds are only after two things, Looks & Money. And if he's got money then Looks ain't that important. Still I concede that if they have a beardy gnome fetish & need their flat decorating, with duct tape, then he's got a small chance🙂
I don't know......
If you like men who are handy....handsome is not quite so important.