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Originally posted by kmax87Pork is for sissies. We eat seals. We swallow them whole. Chewing is overrated. Then we quench our
What, as in be able to consume as much pork as the bear will at an out door smorgasbord?
thirst with a good gallon of Arctic seawater. Polar bears are for desert. Same routine though.
Originally posted by JigtieI suppose if the night's young you round up some comrades, for a spot of raping and pillaging as well?
Pork is for sissies. We eat seals. We swallow them whole. Chewing is overrated. Then we clench our
thirst with a good gallon of Arctic seawater. Polar bears are for desert. Same routine though.
Originally posted by kmax87You cannot rape a Scandinavian woman. They're hard as stone, cold as ice, big as the Arctic and they
I suppose if the night's young you round up some comrades, for a spot of raping and pillaging as well?
laugh while giving birth for it tickles them. Ay, they're sturdy women indeed. Pillaging is also out of the
question. We do get to enjoy our right hands and a bit of dancing every once in a while, though.
Originally posted by JigtieYou make them sound like Russian women. I'm in love. But can they head butt tractors back into life if the crank handle's broken?
You cannot rape a Scandinavian woman. They're hard as stone, cold as ice, big as the Arctic and they
laugh while giving birth for it tickles them. Ay, they're sturdy women indeed.
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Originally posted by kmax87Sorry lad. Scandinavian women are known for their impatience. If your willy won't stand, there'll be no
You make them sound like Russian women. I'm in love. But can they head butt tractors back into life if the crank handle's broken?
ploughing but your head up their glory. Better not be seen around a fertile Scandinavian woman without
the crank handle in order.
Unless of course you wish to relive your most distant past.
Originally posted by Jigtie...erm... while I recognise my response had a touch of the double entendre, the head butting of tractors and crank handle imagery were not actually metaphoric. 😀
Sorry lad. Scandinavian women are known for their impatience. If your willy won't stand, there'll be no
ploughing but your head up their glory. Better not be seen around a fertile Scandinavian woman without
the crank handle in order.
Unless of course you wish to relive your most distant past.
Originally posted by kmax87Isn't it interesting that, when it comes to inferring sexual innuendo, virtually any sentence in existence can be used?
...erm... while I recognise my response had a touch of the double entendre, the head butting of tractors and crank handle imagery were not actually metaphoric. 😀
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Originally posted by Jigtierec'd! someone finally gets it!
I agree. We have the mighty US to thank for our economies being where they are. Even now, when the
crisis hit hard in most parts of the world, including the US, and we're not as exposed to the whims of
economic ups and downs, I must say it's the unbridled capitalism that holds our heads above water
before anything else. You're right of course, and it wo nees, kiss the starspankled banter and say my: "Hail Dollar"'s? I will.
I really will.
extra points if you weren't around during WWII!
Originally posted by sh76I used to lapse into a lot of Monty Pythonesque nudge nudge wink wink youknowwhatImean at the end of almost every sentence, much to everyones annoyance. But it is true that almost every sentence can be turned, nudge nudge wink wink, youknowhatImean....😀
Isn't it interesting that, when it comes to inferring sexual innuendo, virtually any sentence in existence can be used?