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@suzianne said
Trump dies from the virus. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even l ...[text shortened]... finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"
Fair enough but no debate here, Lol

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@jimm619 said
Michelle was hotter 😍
Don Lemon thought Moochelle was hotter too, but Lemon likes guys, so it figures he'd be turned on by big hulking silverbacks.

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@dood111 said
Don Lemon thought Moochelle was hotter too, but Lemon likes guys, so it figures he'd be turned on by big hulking silverbacks.
Another Doofus moment. 😛

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@contenchess said
@Suzianne

LMAO 🤣

Awesome 👌
She still won't go out with you.

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@dood111 said
Don Lemon thought Moochelle was hotter too, but Lemon likes guys, so it figures he'd be turned on by big hulking silverbacks.
What a kind response. It just oozes with the milk of human kindness.

I'm kidding. Thanks for the homophobic, racist comment, you sick F.

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@suzianne said
Michelle was hotter, I agree.

Barack agrees, also.

At least she has some muscle mass, like a real woman should have, not a waif like Melania.
She's tall, as is Mrs. Trump,
both, 5'11.........I'm 5'8'',
my woman is 5'10''.
Short guys like tall woman.....
You tall, Suzianne?

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@jimm619

You're 5'8...?

Hahhahahahaha

That explains a lot.

Little man syndrome.
You probably drive a big truck too 😄

My turds are 5'8 😡

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@jimm619 said
She's tall, as is Mrs. Trump,
both, 5'11.........I'm 5'8'',
my woman is 5'10''.
Short guys like tall woman.....
You tall, Suzianne?
Nope.

5'3", or 160 cm.

Sorry to disappoint.

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@contenchess said
@jimm619

You're 5'8...?

Hahhahahahaha

That explains a lot.

Little man syndrome.
You probably drive a big truck too 😄

My turds are 5'8 😡
Figures, we know you're full of it...
I drive a Mercedes..... 😛

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@suzianne said
Nope.

5'3", or 160 cm.

Sorry to disappoint.
You never disappoint
I love you just the same.... 😍

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@contenchess said
@jimm619

You're 5'8...?

Hahhahahahaha

That explains a lot.

Little man syndrome.
You probably drive a big truck too 😄

My turds are 5'8 😡
You measure them, huh ? 😆

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@suzianne said
Nope.

5'3", or 160 cm.

Sorry to disappoint.
Stand on your tippy toes when you kiss me on the cheek. 😛

I'm better than Contenchess, Patzering, Old Indian........never mind .... 😆

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@dood111 said
Don Lemon thought Moochelle was hotter too, but Lemon likes guys, so it figures he'd be turned on by big hulking silverbacks.
DOO, Do you always debase yourself?

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@mghrn55 said
You measure them, huh ? 😆
Ha, ha, ha..... 😆

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