Trump Joke

One sunny day in January 2021 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Trump.” The Marine looked at the man and said, “Sir, Mr. Trump is no longer President and no longer resides here.” The old man said, “Okay,” and walked away.

The following day, the same old man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Trump.” The Marine repeated, “Sir, as I told you yesterday, Mr. Trump is no longer President and no longer resides here.” The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the old man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying again, “I would like to go in and meet with President Trump.” The Marine, understandably irritated at this point, looked at the man and said, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you’ve been here asking to speak to Mr. Trump. I’ve told you each time that he’s no longer the President and that he no longer resides here. Don’t you get it?”

The old man looked at the Marine and said, “Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.”

The Marine snapped to attention and said, “See you tomorrow, Sir.”

@suzianne said


The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"

@mghrn55 said
Stand on your tippy toes when you kiss me on the cheek. 😛

I'm better than Contenchess, Patzering, Old Indian........never mind .... 😆

@suzianne said
Just as an aside, here's a list I compiled of Women Celebrities who are/were 5'3" (160cm):

Scarlett Johansson
Billie Eilish
Gillian Anderson
Natalie Portman
Winona Ryder
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Sarah Jessica Parker
Jodie Foster
Lisa Marie Presley
Amanda Seyfried
Kelly Clarkson
Elisabeth Moss
Lucy Liu
Milana Vayntrub
Elisha Cuthbert
Sally Field
Julianne Moore
...[text shortened]... y Wray
Sarah Vaughan
Kim Hunter
Greta Van Susteren
Eva Angelina
Michelle Waterson
Imogene Coca

@jimm619 said
A few, I'm surprised

@Suzianne
First name I checked was Ann Margaret....she's 5'5".
I don't care enough to check any further.
Oh hell I just had to check Bo Derek...she's 5'4".....close but no cigar.
That list is not reliable.

@suzianne said
One shocker to me was Bo Derek.

On film it always looked like she had these long legs.

I thought she was way over 5'3".

@suzianne said
Trump dies from the virus. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even l ...[text shortened]... finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"

@Suzianne
Oh NO, say it isn't true Jodie....

@sonhouse said
@Contenchess
Who thumb'd down? Hoot the Moople?

@dood111 said
@Suzianne
First name I checked was Ann Margaret....she's 5'5".
I don't care enough to check any further.
Oh hell I just had to check Bo Derek...she's 5'4".....close but no cigar.
That list is not reliable.

@Suzianne
I really love her as an actress, she is top dollar. Very private life however, which I would do the same if I was famous like that.
Contact and Silence were some of my all time favorite movies.