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Ok everyone take a break and then we will go over those TPS reports for the Wilson file and feel free to toss one off or rub one out on camera just don't be late!

...said nobody...ever


@earl-of-trumps said
Of course he is, which is why I would not dignify his liberal clap-trap with a response.

"Hey, it's just normal. It's what everyone does, ya know?"

Jeeeezus
The return of the maiden aunt 😱



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You’d would think he had raped something other than his own hand they way it’s being portrayed in shock horror terms rather than one of the funniest bloopers ever.


@kevcvs57 said
You’d would think he had raped something other than his own hand they way it’s being portrayed in shock horror terms rather than one of the funniest bloopers ever.
If he couldn't wait to jerk off till after the meeting, he was probably fantasizing about one of his coworkers. The sexual assault was probably just around the corner.

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@kevcvs57 said
You’d would think he had raped something other than his own hand they way it’s being portrayed in shock horror terms rather than one of the funniest bloopers ever.
still trying to normalize this...well no, normal people dont go around whacking their tool. This is perverted.

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Well I could act surprised at how infantile and ridiculous you lot are being about this but I’ve been here to long for that.
Clearly he didn’t realise he had an audience and if you really think that masturbation is perverted then you are seriously mentally ill, didn’t all them priests think masturbation was wrong just before they raped a child instead.

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@kevcvs57 said
Well I could act surprised at how infantile and ridiculous you lot are being about this but I’ve been here to long for that.
Clearly he didn’t realise he had an audience and if you really think that masturbation is perverted then you are seriously mentally ill, didn’t all them priests think masturbation was wrong just before they raped a child instead.
I don't care about him jerking off...

BUT why was he doing it DURING a zoom call!! He actively muted it so he could tickle his pickle during the meeting! He was getting his rocks off to one of coworkers that he fantasized about rogering! The sexual assault was probably just around the corner.

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@joe-shmo said
I don't care about him jerking off...

BUT why was he doing it DURING a zoom call!! He actively muted it so he could tickle his pickle during the meeting! He was getting his rocks off to one of coworkers that he fantasized about rogering! The sexual assault was probably just around the corner.
You think he did it on purpose?
Why would there be a sexual assault around the corner?
You people have the strangest mindsets on the planet.
What do want him to fantasise about a teletubby?

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@kevcvs57 said
You think he did it on purpose?
Why would there be a sexual assault around the corner?
You people have the strangest mindsets on the planet.
What do want him to fantasise about a teletubby?
Yes!! He jerked off on purpose! He didn't know he could be seen. That's not the issue...

He was in the MIDDLE of a work meeting, and he mutes the call to jerk off! I'm speculating that this sexual act was was done expressly because he thought he could view the object of his desires and get his rocks off in their virtual presence.
Why else would anyone decide to have a spank in the middle of a work meeting!?! Its so freaking obvious, why are you defending it?!?
Imagine you're there in person having a meeting and this guy was spanking it under the table while watching you; is that acceptable so long as he doesn't ejaculate on you? We have the strangest mindset? HA!! You're a punchline to a bad joke.

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@joe-shmo said
He was in the MIDDLE of a work meeting, and he mutes the call to jerk off! I'm speculating that this sexual act was was done expressly because he thought he could view the object of his desires and get his rocks off in their virtual presence. Its so freaking obvious, why are you defending it?!? We have the strangest mindset? HA!! You're a punchline to a bad joke.
He obviously thought that he was off camera as well as muted and you have no idea what or who he was thinking about during the act.

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@kevcvs57 said
He obviously thought that he was off camera as well as muted and you have no idea what or who he was thinking about during the act.
Person: Would you like a cup of coffee before we get started?

kevcvs57: Naaaaa...I think I'll just have a little jerk under the table instead...but thanks for asking.

Person: Ok...lets get started then!

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@earl-of-trumps said
It's the new lib-normal.
I don't know about that. He's a Catholic bishop:

https://www.bostonglobe.com/2020/08/13/metro/trump-is-boring-thank-god-distraction-that-is-bishop-tom-tobin/

This means he's against gay marriage and abortion, making him closer to conservative than liberal. In fact, he expressly denies he's a liberal:

https://twitter.com/jeffreytoobin/status/887855127100497920?lang=en

He calls himself a "moderate".

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@mott-the-hoople said
still trying to normalize this...well no, normal people dont go around whacking their tool. This is perverted.
Let’s put aside the camera left on for a moment....
You’ve never done it ???
Not even while watching Laura Ingraham predicting a Trump victory.
She is hot, you know. Even with that crooked mouth.
Come on !!!
Are you really master of your domain ?? 😆


@joe-shmo said
Person: Would you like a cup of coffee before we get started?

kevcvs57: Naaaaa...I think I'll just have a little jerk under the table instead...but thanks for asking.

Person: Ok...lets get started then!
😆

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