500 kr

Originally posted by Nordlys
Imagine you'd find 500 Norwegian kroner or the approximate equivalent in the currency of your country (e.g. about 60 Euros or 85 American dollars) on the road. What would you do with it?

GET money
GO North

** You follow the road through the forest until your path is blocked by a fast flowing river. On the bank of the river is a goat grazing, to the West you can see a bridge guarded by a Troll **

GET goat
GO West

** You arrive at the bridge. The troll blocks your path and demands a toll to cross the bridge **

GIVE goat to Grampy Bobby
GO North

** You arrive a large town. There is a tavern to the West, a blacksmith to the East and a long winding street to the North **

GO West
OPEN door
GIVE money to Barkeep
GET drink

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE WON THE GAME1!

Originally posted by Natsia

So personally I'd chuck it in there and leave it in there until all the guilt is gone.

Why would you feel guilty? I would feel guilty if I knew who had lost it and nevertheless had kept it for myself (but I wouldn't have done that). I don't feel guilty for finding it.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Why would you feel guilty? I would feel guilty if I knew who had lost it and nevertheless had kept it for myself (but I wouldn't have done that). I don't feel guilty for finding it.

I blame it on being raised in a Christian household, the belief is long gone, but the guilt sticks. To everything.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Imagine you'd find 500 Norwegian kroner or the approximate equivalent in the currency of your country (e.g. about 60 Euros or 85 American dollars) on the road. What would you do with it?

Why should you treat it differently from the rest of your money?

Originally posted by Nordlys
Imagine you'd find 500 Norwegian kroner or the approximate equivalent in the currency of your country (e.g. about 60 Euros or 85 American dollars) on the road. What would you do with it?

I'd sue whoever lost if for more money.

That's what we do in America.

Originally posted by MontyMoose
And then I would wait outside the store, knock him on the head again and take his wine and pies. Oh yeah, and the other half of the money I didn't get the first time. Gosh ain't I a stinker?

"What's that smell?" he said after, yet again, picking himself up off the ground.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Imagine you'd find 500 Norwegian kroner or the approximate equivalent in the currency of your country (e.g. about 60 Euros or 85 American dollars) on the road. What would you do with it?

Oh, you have it? I dropped it somewhere but I couln't remember where.
So if you send it to me, I'll give you 10% back as finders reward. Oh, heck, I give you 20%, I feel generous today!

Originally posted by Palynka
Why should you treat it differently from the rest of your money?

Because I didn't expect to have it, so it's not part of my financial plan. Not that I really have one.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Because I didn't expect to have it, so it's not part of my financial plan. Not that I really have one.

Then I suggest that it become the start of your "Financial Plan" and invest it in say, windmills.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Then I suggest that it become the start of your "Financial Plan" and invest it in say, windmills.

Why windmills? Why not orange peel or pizza rolls?

Originally posted by Nordlys
Why windmills? Why not orange peel or pizza rolls?

Hey whatever "turns your crank" the point is start.😏
Oh wait I have a better idea. A couple of lobsters and a bottle of Oban single malt.(you'll have to throw in a few extra kroner but it'll be worth it).

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
"What's that smell?" he said after, yet again, picking himself up off the ground

I don't know how to tell you this, but a Moose always marks his territory. If you know what I mean.....and I think you do. 😛

Originally posted by MontyMoose
I don't know how to tell you this, but a Moose always marks his territory. If you know what I mean.....and I think you do. 😛

And here I (a Canadian) thought they did so with their antlers.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
And here I (a Canadian) thought they did so with their antlers.

Subspecics Texas Moose just takes a big flying piss over everything to mark territory. Just like our Texas president. 😳 😞 😠

Originally posted by MontyMoose
Subspecics Texas Moose just takes a big flying piss over everything to mark territory. Just like our Texas president. 😳 😞 😠

Ah yes the famous Texas Pissing Moose. Like all Texans I suspect his "schlong" is bigger than any other subspecies?