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Seitse
Doug Stanhope

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So I come up with this Association of National Users of Sedatives, and
tell the guy who was handing me the pamphlet with their rants about
government attempts to control their pills even tighter...

- Yo, snowflake, you guys don't come up with the acronym of the
association because you're evil or plain innocent, which one is it?


- Wut?

- Oh, too busy handing pamphlets about the anus?

- Watcha talking about, dude?

- You're kidding me!

- Wut?

- I mean... seriously... are you serious?

- You want the info we're handing out or not?

- Nah, thanks, not interested in your A.N.U.S.

I mean, really, was it a big hidden camera stuff or people
don't check anymore the acronyms of their associations
and clubs?

Ponderable
chemist

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Actually I think you got it wrong.

A.N.U.S. is the American Nihilist Underground Society. Their website is anus.com.

And they know what they are doing in choosing that Acronym.

Cheers!

N

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One of my favourite websites is called STD.

Seitse
Doug Stanhope

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Originally posted by Ponderable
Actually I think you got it wrong.

A.N.U.S. is the American Nihilist Underground Society. Their website is anus.com.

And they know what they are doing in choosing that Acronym.

Cheers!
Great site!

The pill poppers will be sad to see their domain name taken away, though.

ANUS, what a great acronym, anyway. Don't you think?

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Hola amigos!~

La La La La La Bamba!

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If Theres Hell Below

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oh noes, yet another euphemism for chicken popcorn!

Seitse
Doug Stanhope

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You said popcorn chicken, tee hee hee

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Poor judgment can result from abuse of sedatives which might explain their unfortunate acronym.

A.N.U.S. meetings are pretty sleep affairs.

Protesters once pelted the A.N.U.S. spokesman while he was making the keynote address with tubes of Preparation H and he barely noticed.

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Originally posted by Seitse
You said popcorn chicken, tee hee hee
ahhh, popcorn chicken: "Bite-sized pieces of all-white meat chicken, marinated for a tender inside and breaded for a flavorful, fun crunch on the outside".

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Originally posted by Seitse
You said popcorn chicken, tee hee hee
It's like chicken nuggets. I know what "nuggets" are, and I also know a chicken doesn't have them. 😕

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
It's like chicken nuggets. I know what "nuggets" are, and I also know a chicken doesn't have them. 😕
can i interest you in some chicken feet? 😛

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Originally posted by trev33
can i interest you in some chicken feet? 😛
New or used?

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Originally posted by trev33
can i interest you in some chicken feet? 😛
I used to sell them. They were hard to plastic wrap in those foam trays. They kept poking through the plastic.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I used to sell them. They were hard to plastic wrap in those foam trays. They kept poking through the plastic.
why? and to whom?

i was going to complain about one in my soup once until someone asked me if i was going to eat it and if they could have it.. wut? it's a chickens foot, they live on their crap, they walk where they live, ergo there's crap in my soup (i still finished it) and there's nothing on them to eat.

and feet are gross.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
New or used?
used for what? they were used by the chicken to walk.

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