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@booger said
Trev33?

He gets around no? 🤣
Yes, he is the forum shagger.



@the-gravedigger said
What if the person who shoots first misses and the person who shoots last doesn't.
That wouldn't be perfection.

We wouldn't miss.


@the-gravedigger said
What if the person who shoots first misses and the person who shoots last doesn't.
"Run silent, run deep," I always say.


@booger said

What exactly is "Psychological Tendencies"?

They sent me that statement in a letter which also said I wasn't welcome.
Maybe just insufficiently malleable and unlikely to conform to military discipline?


@fmf said
I've had at least half a dozen posters diagnose me as mentally ill, complete [in some cases] with links to internet resources about mental health and specific illnesses. Just in 2022, for example, Suzianne, Kevin Eleven, josephw, sonship, and PB1022. Are there any certified "mental health practitioners" among us to post disapprovingly about forum banter of this kind?
Could you remind me what my diagnosis of you was?


@booger said
@FMF

I already know the answer.

Your answer is lacking in spirit.

After I scored highly on the aptitude/I.Q. tests I was put in a room with three military personnel.
They said I qualified for three positions.

Truck Mechanic. Nope.
Tank Mechanic. Nope.
Tas-Op... what's Tas-Op I say...

Tas-Op is the guy who listens for other submarines.
Apparently I have ...[text shortened]... e to be perfect. Whoever shoots last loses. You have to be perfect.

I remember it like yesterday.
I seem to remember your having described yourself as a large guy, so it's probably just as well you didn't get assigned to serve in a submarine.


I have my own stories to tell, but not in this forum, not with these troublemakers about.

And no it's nothing silly like "I've been in a straightjacket for five years but I can still type with my mind."

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@the-gravedigger said
Many years ago I worked in W.Africa with a chap who had spent time in an asylum.
He was Irish. I can't remember where the asylum was located, somewhere in N.Africa I think.
Anyway, when he was finally discharged fom said asylum he was given a certificate to say he was now sane.
He carried this with him and proudly showed it to everyone he met asking if they could prove that they were sane.
How do you know he didn't break out and buy the certificate from the internet?

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@booger said
Trev33?

He gets around no? 🤣
You think I'd be discharged with a certificate saying I'm same?


@trev33 said
You think I'd be discharged with a certificate saying I'm same?
No but you'd escape and get a certificate from the internet.


@booger said
No but you'd escape and get a certificate from the internet.
You know me too well. I must kill you now.


@trev33 said
You think I'd be discharged with a certificate saying I'm same?
Sane? 🙂

-VR


@trev33 said
How do you know he didn't break out and buy the certificate from the internet?
This was before the internet. Having said that, and now that you mention it, he probably did break out and acquire it by foul means.
Dang, always thought there was something not right about him but took comfort from that certificate.

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