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Originally posted by mikelom
Bloody hippocrite! You know as well as I do it was the Spanish Armada that sparked it all off. As for eating snails blame the French.

And I shall shape my hand and fingers to rub my bag how and whenever I want. You inferred handbag when in fact I was referring to ball bag!

Now go and teach your kids something useful, like how to argue and punch the living daylights out of each other without disturbing your dinner! 😀

I can't believe you have brought me in to the argument. I wasn't the one that said to buy all that salmon.

Originally posted by mikelom
Bloody hippocrite!

It's spelt "hypocrite". Or are you referring to your sexual preference for hippos?

Originally posted by Nordlys
It's spelt "hypocrite". Or are you referring to your sexual preference for hippos?

http://www.langmaker.com/db/Hippocrite

Now would you please stop taking this lightly and go and make a wax candle or something else you can play hymns with.

This is beyond a joke. There is just me here and I'm imagining I'm not. Even Peter Sellers keeps appearing in a lift farting. I'm gone. 🙁

Originally posted by Nordlys
It's spelt "hypocrite". Or are you referring to your sexual preference for hippos?

neuterlys, please tell uz why it is that you're brain always has to

be the BIGGEST brain in the room... also layoff mr lomaplomb.



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Originally posted by Nordlys
It's spelt "hypocrite". Or are you referring to your sexual preference for hippos?

High definition isn't all it is cracked up to be whale- lover. I for one am left livid by the number of HD only channels that clutter my TV guide. All for a few extra pixels.

Anyway why mention Israel? You being anti-semitic now?

Originally posted by Policestate
High definition isn't all it is cracked up to be whale- lover. I for one am left livid by the number of HD only channels that clutter my TV guide. All for a few extra pixels.

Anyway why mention Israel? You being anti-semitic now?

That the moderators permit your personal attacks while deleting my earlier posts clearly indicates the bias on these forums.

Why do you persist in your harassment/persecution of me? What have I ever done to you?

ONE LAST TIME - My mother really needed the money and, despite, the claims to the contrary, the donkey was more than willing (as the video attests).

Please keep your mind out of the gutter and stop trying to drag me down to your level. Your innuendos are growing boring and I am certain that most other people here don't want to hear any more about this issue.

I am growing tired of your continual harassment and, unlike you and your ilk, I will not go whining to the moderators; rather, I am a grown up and deal with my problems myself without any outside assistance.

Originally posted by goofball343
That the moderators permit your personal attacks while deleting my earlier posts clearly indicates the bias on these forums.

Why do you persist in your harassment/persecution of me? What have I ever done to you?

ONE LAST TIME - My mother really needed the money and, despite, the claims to the contrary, the donkey was more than willing (as the vide tors; rather, I am a grown up and deal with my problems myself without any outside assistance.

Jesus. Your posts suck so bad they make me want to cut of my balls and nail them to a cheese grater so I can use them as a handle to shave off your mother's pubic hair as punishment for producing such an idiotic child.

Originally posted by goofball343
That the moderators permit your personal attacks while deleting my earlier posts clearly indicates the bias on these forums.

Why do you persist in your harassment/persecution of me? What have I ever done to you?

ONE LAST TIME - My mother really needed the money and, despite, the claims to the contrary, the donkey was more than willing (as the vide ...[text shortened]... tors; rather, I am a grown up and deal with my problems myself without any outside assistance.

Hey, goofus, you dun reeel good sweatin that guy's shadow into ye olde wall... maybee now he mite

elevator his posts to at leest to gutter level. Best miisionary effort and goood deed of the day.




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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Hey, goofus, you dun reeel good sweatin that guy's shadow into ye olde wall... maybee now he mite

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Hell, even Bowmann could follow the timeline better than you could.

Your posts suck so bad they make me want to cut off my balls and nail them to a cheese grater so I can use them as a handle to shave off your mother's pubic hair as punishment for producing such an idiotic child.

Originally posted by uzless
Hell, even Bowmann could follow the timeline better than you could.

Your posts suck so bad they make me want to cut off my balls and nail them to a cheese grater so I can use them as a handle to shave off your mother's pubic hair as punishment for producing such an idiotic child.

Actually the song 'ring a ring o roses' had nothing to do with the plague. It's a myth. It heralded from a Pagan ritual. Moron. Go back to school and start again 😠

Originally posted by Policestate
Actually the song 'ring a ring o roses' had nothing to do with the plague. It's a myth. It heralded from a Pagan ritual. Moron. Go back to school and start again 😠

Have you ever had anybody go under cardiac under arrest under arrest under the moon under the starlight underpants?

Keep picking your nose like that in private and it will tell on you eventually! 😛

And as Soy marple gobble said: keep kemimol out of this! 😀

Originally posted by uzless
Hell, even Bowmann could follow the timeline better than you could.

Your posts suck so bad they make me want to cut off my balls and nail them to a cheese grater so I can use them as a handle to shave off your mother's pubic hair as punishment for producing such an idiotic child.

Howdy, Useless. Who pray tell is Evan Boughman... and, besides, in civilized

society and polite company aren't comparisons still considered sort of odious?



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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
phfactor, when youve had you're fill of attackking the tyme honoured phamily unit, would

you pleaze esplain me something... why is today just like yisterday, only more so?


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Today is moreso because the date has a bigger number in it since yesterday! Duh! But today is lessso than tomorrow because the moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars. Word.

Originally posted by pawnhandler
Today is moreso because the date has a bigger number in it since yesterday! Duh! But today is lessso than tomorrow because the moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars. Word.

That reminds me of when I saw Adobe Acrobact at the circus. He rotated seven pictures then crashed. It was ever so funny! 😉😉

But then I saw his heel bone, sticking out of his fibula, sticking out of his femur, sticking out of his pelvis. And they all...... 😀

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
phfactor, when youve had you're fill of attackking the tyme honoured phamily unit, would

you pleaze esplain me something... why is today just like yisterday, only more so?


geebee


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Why do you alwayz ask the stupidididest questions, like why white men cant jump..Take that you racist mods. Id we could all jump like your mother gets jumped .. the world would be a better place

Amen - Epic