A thread we can all enjoy

Originally posted by shavixmir
There's nothing like gross details and a cup of espresso to start a day off well!

Can't anyone play a gme by the rules

Originally posted by yo its me
Can't anyone play a gme by the rules

I didn't know it was a game...

Originally posted by shavixmir
I didn't know it was a game...

Well it's not my game.

how's your hand now?

Originally posted by yo its me
Well it's not my game.

how's your hand now?

Probably as busy as usual, self abusing. 😛

And how come you just spelled everything correctly in one post?

You are definitely now breaking the rules of the game! 😀

Originally posted by mikelom
Probably as busy as usual, self abusing. 😛

And how come you just spelled everything correctly in one post?

You are definitely now breaking the rules of the game! 😀

I didn't capitialise my 'h' espically for you to correct.

alas- you missed it 😉

Originally posted by yo its me
Well it's not my game.

how's your hand now?

It's obviously still broken and aching.
Yesterday i had to go back to hospital cause my fingers were turning pale and green...

my neck is sore and i'm generally in need of a massage.

And no, I can't abuse myself with my left hand... yet.

Originally posted by yo its me
I didn't capitialise my 'h' espically for you to correct.

alas- you missed it 😉

I espucially ignored it! 😉

Anyway, what's with the lack of flowers this week? Inteflora on strike? 🙁

Originally posted by shavixmir
It's obviously still broken and aching.
Yesterday i had to go back to hospital cause my fingers were turning pale and green...

my neck is sore and i'm generally in need of a massage.

And no, I can't abuse myself with my left hand... yet.

That sounds really painful Shav.
Well...you know what I think!

Originally posted by mikelom
I espucially ignored it! 😉

Anyway, what's with the lack of flowers this week? Inteflora on strike? 🙁

Did you get the crocodile I sent?

Originally posted by yo its me
Did you get the crocodile I sent?

Yes thnx. I ate it and made a handbag and some shoes with the remnants of the edges of my new mat. The handbag's on its way back with the snake you requested. Why you want a Thai cobra is beyond me. They're lethal 😛

Originally posted by mikelom
Yes thnx. I ate it and made a handbag and some shoes with the remnants of the edges of my new mat. The handbag's on its way back with the snake you requested. Why you want a Thai cobra is beyond me. They're lethal 😛

thnx????

Your mum smells.

Originally posted by lausey
thnx????

Your mum smells.

No. That would be my bum - my anus breath. Giz a kiss? 😛

Originally posted by mikelom
No. That would be my bum - my anus breath. Giz a kiss? 😛

Why do you insist on pointing the finger at the US as if we're the only ones to blame???? Don't you know that Mother's Day is celebrated in other countries as well? 😠

PS -- most people use "handbag" to mean "purse" -- not a bag shaped like a hand with fingers. Gross!

Originally posted by pawnhandler
Why do you insist on pointing the finger at the US as if we're the only ones to blame???? Don't you know that Mother's Day is celebrated in other countries as well? 😠

PS -- most people use "handbag" to mean "purse" -- not a bag shaped like a hand with fingers. Gross!

Bloody hippocrite! You know as well as I do it was the Spanish Armada that sparked it all off. As for eating snails blame the French.

And I shall shape my hand and fingers to rub my bag how and whenever I want. You inferred handbag when in fact I was referring to ball bag!

Now go and teach your kids something useful, like how to argue and punch the living daylights out of each other without disturbing your dinner! 😀

Originally posted by pawnhandler
Why do you insist on pointing the finger at the US as if we're the only ones to blame???? Don't you know that Mother's Day is celebrated in other countries as well? 😠

PS -- most people use "handbag" to mean "purse" -- not a bag shaped like a hand with fingers. Gross!

phfactor, when youve had you're fill of attackking the tyme honoured phamily unit, would

you pleaze esplain me something... why is today just like yisterday, only more so?


geebee


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