Adieu

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I spent most of my youth in Colchester. What did you make of the joke shop?

I grew up in Reading, Oldham, Manchester and Hertfordshire.

@fmf said
I grew up in Reading, Oldham, Manchester and Hertfordshire.

So, you've never been to Colchester and you're not Bill?

Are you an onion?

@ghost-of-a-duke said
So, you've never been to Colchester and you're not Bill?

Are you an onion?

I've been to Colchester a few times. An "Onion" is a 100-word story, not a person.

@fmf said
I've been to Colchester a few times. An "Onion" is a 100-word story, not a person.

So you're not Bill, you don't reside in Colchester and you're not an onion.

Who the heck are you?

@woofwoof said
Last time (and first time) I looked at his podcast, he had less than 50

Are you claiming you're getting this information from Spotify?

@ghost-of-a-duke said
So you're not Bill, you don't reside in Colchester and you're not an onion.

Who the heck are you?

I'm the person who makes the programmes.

@fmf said
I'm the person who makes the programmes.

In your capacity as a clerk?

@ghost-of-a-duke said
In your capacity as a clerk?

No, in my capacity as a programme producer.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
No.

That’s good to know.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
So you're not Bill, you don't reside in Colchester and you're not an onion.

Who the heck are you?

He’s me; haven’t your read the memo from woofpoof?

@fmf said
No, in my capacity as a programme producer.

Okay, so what you're saying is, neither one of us is a clerk?

@divegeester said
He’s me; haven’t your read the memo from woofpoof?

You're too diluted to be FMF.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Okay, so what you're saying is, neither one of us is a clerk?

You once told me that that was your role in your clinic.

@fmf said
You once told me that that was your role in your clinic.

I don't work in a clinic. I have never worked in a clinic. I manage a mental health outreach team. I'm very much community-based. Why is this news to you?

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I don't work in a clinic. I have never worked in a clinic. I manage a mental health outreach team. I'm very much community-based. Why is this news to you?

It's not what you told me back in 2018. If you've moved up the career ladder in some way since then, well, congratulations.