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Originally posted by yo its me
Bw do you really want all this in the general forum?
I'm fine with it.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
I'm fine with it.
Okay I guess it's just the Mum in me.

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This thread is boring now that there is a tiny bit of sincerity involved.

I blame the Patriots.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
BW, in case you didn't clearly understand what Sunburnt meant, she means drop your sack (no, not the bag you are holding...your nut sack) and get some stones of your own. Then get out there and take the role of a man. Instead of a yssup, become a yssup rider!!!!
You'd be surprised with how unattracted I am to everyone; which really sucks. 😕

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Originally posted by yo its me
Okay I guess it's just the Mum in me.
I've tried that with him. Didn't work.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
To be frank, BW, you are not quite a grown man yet. It takes a while to get comfortable in your own shoes as an adult. The person you are at your age will change quite a bit from now til 30, say. And your 20's are a farce, to say the least, in most cases. Confidence and maturity are very attractive in a man, so even better if you can be both and prese ...[text shortened]... nk that might be because you do not pursue your own interests enough and get out of the house.
Confidence, yes, I would hope the lack of it doesn't show too much, I don't really allow it; though, confidence seems fleeting when there is no one you are actually wanting, which pisses me off.

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Originally posted by stocken
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Be yourself. Nobody loves you? Stay true. Sometime in the future, unless
you commit suicide that is, someone is bound to fall for you. It's a matter of
inevitability. If you travel far enough through space in any random direction
of your choosing, sooner or later you're bound to run into a star. Simple as
that. If the darkness and the suffocati ...[text shortened]... id is too much for you to handle,
play with yourself. That should take your mind off things.
Such Fatherly advice, very nice, Stocken 😀

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I have a good chat up line conataining a witty double entrende (as the french would say).

Do you like chicken?

Then suck this - its fowl!

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I'm kind of torn between, "It's Slow Good" and "57 Varieties".

Either one works, I guess.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Thanks for trying.
...anytime!!!

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
I just ignore most people.
Yeah me too, but that's mostly because I dislike most people, and that's mostly because most people dislike me, but that's fine, because I'd rather not have most people as my friends. That'd become rather crowded 😛

Wolf get a hold on yourself, you're way too young to be bothered about not having someone to love you! You ...[text shortened]... e don't want complicated, depressed people. They want happy, cheerful people.

Good luck!

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