Best Joke of ALL Time!

Probably not

its complicated

but when it hits you youll pee yourself😀

Originally posted by Chrismo
No the best joke ever is...

Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"

That one doesnt make sense

There's a clown, a girl and a hot dog driving down a road.

The clown turns to the girl and says, "Would you like to move this rest room?"

The hot dog says, "I think the quantum components of the joke flow have become catastrophically contrapuntal."

Originally posted by guitarguy1
That one doesnt make sense

Originally posted by guitarguy1
Probably not

its complicated

but when it hits you youll pee yourself😀

Originally posted by nickhawker
Can you not explain for i am feeling lazy and can't be arsed to think.

The tale of "Roberto Basqualo; the meanest man of all Mexico" is the funniest joke ever told.

Absolutely.

Originally posted by shavixmir
The tale of "Roberto Basqualo; the meanest man of all Mexico" is the funniest joke ever told.

Absolutely.

Originally posted by guitarguy1
Sorry about the first few threads.

I accidentallly did something wrong

So there's this doctor, and every day after getting off work at the hospital, he goes to this bar (the same one every day) and orders a hazelnut daiquiri. The bartender knows this, and keeps a small supply of hazelnuts on hand, as this is a rare order. One day he forgets to reorder and runs out. In a panic, he puts hickory in it instead. The doctor takes a sip and says,"This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri." The bartender says to him, "No. It's a hickory daiquiri doc." (i'm not sure I spelled the drink right, but whatever)

This guy is on safari in Africa when he comes across an elephant lying on the ground, in distress.

He investigates and finds a thorn in its foot. He removes it, and the elephant trots merrily away.

Twenty years later, the man is standing in the street in London watching a circus procession pass by. When the elephant gets level with him, it stops, looks straight at him, reaches out with its trunk, lifts him bodily into the air, smashes him on the ground and jumps on him.

It was a different elephant.

Originally posted by ark13
Haha, silly rabit!

A horse walks into a bar, puts "One more for the road" on via the jukebox and the barman says: "So...why the long face?"

A guy goes into a clothing store to buy a new suit, but he doesn't want to spend too much money. The tailor shows him a really nice suit for $400, but the guy says it's too much. He shows him another suit for $200, and the guy says it's still too much. After showing him several others, he finally shows him one for $10.
"That's more like it!", the guy says, and he goes to try it on. He comes back and looks in the mirror and one sleeve is about two inches shorter than the other.
"No problem," says the tailor, "Just hunch up your right shoulder."
So the guy hunches his right shoulder way up, and the sleeves look OK, but the lapels are crooked.
"No problem," says the tailor, "Just stick out your left arm and cock it like a bird's wing."
So the guy sticks out his left arm and the lapels look OK. But then he notices that one pant leg is shorter than the other.
"Well, just keep that leg stiff," says the tailor, "and no one will notice."
"I'll take it!", the guy says.
So the guy leaves the tailor shop wearing the suit, walking with his left leg stiffened, one arm stuck out like a bird's wing, and one shoulder hunched way up.
As he's walking down the street he passes two orthopedic surgeons. One of the doctors says to the other, "I have never seen anyone in such bad shape in my twenty-five years of practice!"
"Me neither," the other doctor says. "Nice suit, though."