Best Joke of ALL Time!

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Had my first threesome the other day... I f*ked a pregnant chick.

Originally posted by guitarguy1
That one doesnt make sense

What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend?











Homeless

So the devil is talking to this dude and says what is it you most
desire, I can make it happen. Ok, I want to be the richest and
most powerful man on earth.
Devil says, Ok I can do that, but in return I get the souls of your
wife and all three children.
The guy looks stunned and gives him a sly look.
Ok, whats the catch?

Originally posted by Bonfa
good night

What does a stripper do with her a$$hole every night before she goes on stage?

Drops him off at band practice .

A blonde, George Bush, the pope, an Englishman, an Irishman, three talking dogs, and Andrey Kolmogorov all get in the same taxi. Andrey Kolmogorov says to himself, "What are the chances?"

Originally posted by Evolution 9
HA HA HA HA HA

Originally posted by guitarguy1
Sorry
This is the joke here:

A guy, a girl, and a dog are driving down a country road. The girl says she has to use the restroom. So, the guy pulls over and tells here to go. She say "i can't go here stupid. Im a girl." So they continue down the road until they reach a gas station. She gets out and uses the restroom. When she comes out and returns ...[text shortened]... elf!!!"

HAHAHAHAHA

thats the funniest joke ever.

(dont worry youll eventually get it)

Originally posted by Bonfa
the best jokes ever are on the thread called Good jokes