22 Sep 05
Working for a telemarketing agency years ago--I had temporarily loaned my soul to the devil and am still repaying the interest--a curious name popped up on my computer screen one otherwise tedious evening.
It read: "Randy Sexsmith".
Can you imagine Mr. and Mrs. Sexsmith deliberating over what to call their newborn son? "Gee, I don't know. What about, uh, 'Randy'?"
To make matters worse, Randy was an accountant.
So, by the laws of divine irony, I figure must be a porn star somewhere by the name of Colm Enroe.
22 Sep 05
Originally posted by PawnokeyholeMy customer service rep told me one of our customers she dealt with had the dubious name of Peter Wacker.
Working for a telemarketing agency years ago--I had temporarily loaned my soul to the devil and am still repaying the interest--a curious name popped up on my computer screen one otherwise tedious evening.
It read: "Randy Sexsmith".
Can you imagine Mr. and Mrs. Sexsmith deliberating over what to call their newborn son? "Gee, I don't know. What ...[text shortened]... , by the laws of divine irony, I figure must be a porn star somewhere by the name of Colm Enroe.
22 Sep 05
Originally posted by demonseedHave you heard about the two Irish gays?
My friend is called Wayne Kerr.
You have to repeat it quickly to yoursself to work out what we call him.
I also had two mates at university:
Ritchie MacRitchie and Cormack McCormack.
People thought we were taking the piss at introductions.
Patrick Fitzwilliam and William Fitzpatrick.
22 Sep 05
Originally posted by darvlayI used to mail invoices out to farmers for product delivered.
I just received a work e-mail from a woman named Bibi Bacchus. That's just about the most awesome name I've ever heard. I challenge any of you peons to show me a cooler name than that.
One farmer was Donald Duck-he sold hogs though.