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A few from a military perspective, and these are all real.

Lieutenant Bennett
Sergeant Sargent
Sergeant Major Major

And best of all, Major Dick. Yes, he actually exists. And to compound it all, he has the unfortunate first name Harold. Let's hope for his sake that he's a Lt. Colonel now.

My current unit has a Major Woodie. Bet he can't wait to be a Lt. Colonel either.

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Originally posted by Natural Science
A few from a military perspective, and these are all real.

Lieutenant Bennett
Sergeant Sargent
Sergeant Major Major

And best of all, Major Dick. Yes, he actually exists. And to compound it all, he has the unfortunate first name Harold. Let's hope for his sake that he's a Lt. Colonel now.

My current unit has a Major Woodie. Bet he can't wait to be a Lt. Colonel either.
Lol

Bennett ?

I dont get this one?

would you mind explaining?

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Originally posted by celticcountry
Lol

Bennett ?

I dont get this one?

would you mind explaining?
It's not really all that funny, just sounds a little silly because it sort of rhymes with "lieutenant". Sounds like a cartoon character.

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My father use to work with a man named Farley Uras. I always thought it was the funniest name I ever heard. I also met a Clark Kent once as well.

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Originally posted by Natural Science
It's not really all that funny, just sounds a little silly because it sort of rhymes with "lieutenant". Sounds like a cartoon character.
Oh.

2 pronunciations.

"Left tennant"

and " lu tennant"

In england anyway

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Originally posted by celticcountry
Oh.

2 pronunciations.

"Left tennant"

and " lu tennant"

In england anyway
And it's the tennant bit that rhymes so either way, it doesn't make any odds.

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I went to school with a Priah Narasimen and a Shanka Sranarian. No, I don't know if they are spelled right.

P-

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I worked with a guy named Benjamin Dover. If ever there was a porn star name, it was him!!

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Originally posted by sartorius
I worked with a guy named Benjamin Dover. If ever there was a porn star name, it was him!!
Yup.
Ben Dover and Phillip McCavity.

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Originally posted by darvlay
I just received a work e-mail from a woman named Bibi Bacchus. That's just about the most awesome name I've ever heard. I challenge any of you peons to show me a cooler name than that.
worked with two people who had very interesting names. Zot Fatfat, and Myles Trotter.

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met a girl once named Glenn Campbell, I made a joke about being a Rhinestone cowboy, but it went right over her air filled head!

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I used to work beside 2 brothers whose first names were Thomas and Gerald. Yes Tom and Jerry, but being Scottish we used to call Tom, Tam.

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When I was working on a refugee camp I had to use the PA system to call up refugees to come to the reception.

Everytime I had to call up Mbongo from the Congo I just kept bursting out laughing.

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I know a Phil McKracken...

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The school where I teach attends a local church every Tuesday. The vicar and curate team?

None other than John Shepherd and ... Ravi Holy

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