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Originally posted by Vivaldi
Hi Phil 🙂
rejected by my shoe
all covered in poo
then i saw phil too
and he'd weeed on my pants

JP

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so I walked to wal-mart.....

phil nutley
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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
so I walked to wal-mart.....
And had a good fart

JP

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Originally posted by phil nutley
And had a good fart
I ripped my trousers, as my cheeks did part

r
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Playin' Chess
Whadda Mess
I lost my queen early on-ah

A playin' Chess
A whadda Mess
I lost my queen whaaad a bummah

You see I, need my queen to,
a get around
I can't promote another cos my pawn lost all his brothers

A playin' chess... cont.

🙂

JP

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yes i think we really have something here boys.
The one eyed gay man with ripped trousers, suffering from flatulence & incontinence who lost his true love, a shoe covered in crap to mixed race couple. A sure fire hit if ever there could be!
They might even make it into a movie, maybe they will get Tom Cruise to star as the shoe?.

V

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
yes i think we really have something here boys.
The one eyed gay man with ripped trousers, suffering from flatulence & incontinence who lost his true love, a shoe covered in crap to mixed race couple. A sure fire hit if ever there could be!
They might even make it into a movie, maybe they will get Tom Cruise to star as the shoe?.
Sounds cool

Lets do some more

Go

nine months later she gave birth to a half white and half black pawn

z
Mouth for war

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
Sounds cool

Lets do some more

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nine months later she gave birth to a half white and half black pawn
Was it red hot?

V

Merry Crimbo Land

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Originally posted by zakkwylder
Was it red hot?
Phil has got red hot pants but he took them off

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
Phil has got red hot pants but he took them off
but he had forgot, he was in the library, gave the staff a shock

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
but he had forgot, he was in the library, gave the staff a shock
the police came to arrest him....

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
the police came to arrest him....
Oh no not again
last time it was muffs
and this time
its for not wearing pants

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
Oh no not again
last time it was muffs
and this time
its for not wearing pants
and they locked him up.....

V

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
and they locked him up.....
And knocked up his wife
while he was bannged up

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