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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
and when he got out
she had run off
with the prison chaplin
a man of the cloth
So he flew to thailand
for a cheap w*nk off
Then he took some acid
and his thump said to him
I am Tom thump

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
Then he took some acid
and his thump said to him
I am Tom thump
but it had a lisp.....

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
but it had a lisp.....
So they went to the pup 😛 for a pint

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
So they went to the pup 😛 for a pint
and got rather phissed

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
and got rather phissed
And the doorman said

I am made from wood

therefor I am a plank

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
And the doorman said

I am made from wood

therefor I am a plank
but he wasn't a plank,

he was just called frank

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
but he wasn't a plank,

he was just called frank
And his boyfriend was a knob

A doormans Knob

A door knob

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
And his boyfriend was a knob

A doormans Knob

A door knob
called uncle bob

So phil & his friend

the mighty tom thump

they went for a walk

to get some lunch

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
called uncle bob

So phil & his friend

the mighty tom thump

they went for a walk

to get some lunch
At Nordlys mufin house

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
At Nordlys mufin house
It's cool for cats

🙂

It's cool to be a cat

😛

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