Brits revoke USA independence

Originally posted by celticcountry
England has never lost a war.

Americans speak English.

I think that denote the winners.

Originally posted by jebrydzagin
I now take a risk by responding to a self-proclaimed witless one.

As painful as it may be, England actually has lost a war - perhaps more than one. No shame there, just historical fact. I can't imagine that all references to defeat have been edited from your history texts and, unfortunately, facts are not subject to one's personal preference.

S ...[text shortened]... erse, what language would we have spoken if the American colonies had won?

Cordially,

Jeb

Originally posted by Phlabibit
From what I understand, German lost by one vote as the US main language. Thank goodness we picked English, or I guess the Germans would have won WWII.

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I have to play devils advocate here, OK so I was born in the UK. Living in Wales I am learning that it is Britain.... NOT England, as we so commonly term it !!!!
Now if America is that bad ............isn't it strange how many Brits love to move to the USA. can't say I have met that many Americans who want to move here..............hmmm, I wonder why ? could it be extortionate living costs, the weather, cost of simply buying a house,council taxes,road conditions !!!!
I think that says something ..............over to you 🙂

Originally posted by ROGER THE DODGER
I have to play devils advocate here, OK so I was born in the UK. Living in Wales I am learning that it is Britain.... NOT England, as we so commonly term it !!!!
Now if America is that bad ............isn't it strange how many Brits love to move to the USA. can't say I have met that many Americans who want to move here..............hmmm, I wonder ...[text shortened]... use,council taxes,road conditions !!!!
I think that says something ..............over to you 🙂

Originally posted by shavixmir
It's probably due to the fact that most Americans couldn't pinpoint England on the map....

Originally posted by ROGER THE DODGER
shavi, do you mean england or britain 😉

Originally posted by shavixmir
It's probably due to the fact that most Americans couldn't pinpoint England on the map....

Originally posted by Phlabibit
But we do know where the crap goes when you flush the crapper in Holland.

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Originally posted by wucky3
scotland??

Originally posted by shavixmir
Denmark 3
England 1

Oh the rejoicing we did.

Originally posted by wucky3
let sface it..it doesn't take a win to get you on the wine and pipe does it 😉

Originally posted by shavixmir
I've been sober so long now I can't even remember what wine tastes like or what the pipe smells like.

On the plus side of things though, I do now know what a men's locker room in a sport school smells like.

God my life sucks.

Originally posted by wucky3
I do believe that's a big fat porky Shav...let me see...dvd remote controls, spilt drinks...ah yes.......it's flooding back now isn't it 🙄

Originally posted by shavixmir
Oh yeah...

See. I knew it had to be a hallucination or a bad trip of sorts.