Bumper Stickery

Originally posted by @wolfe63
Moi alsi!

Originally posted by @karoly-aczel
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Originally posted by @caissad4
I Hate Bumperstickers !
(seen on the back of an SUV with dozens of bumperstickers)

We tend not to go in for bumper stickers in the UK. Although there was an annoying proliferation of “baby on board” window tags a few years ago.

Originally posted by @divegeester
We tend not to go in for bumper stickers in the UK. Although there was an annoying proliferation of “baby on board” window tags a few years ago.

Originally posted by @shallow-blue
Those are usually sported by the stupidest, most self-centred (and I don't even mean own-child-centred) of parents. So, you have a baby on board? Cute. Why don't you drive a bit more carefully, then? It's not my crotch fruit, it's yours.

Originally posted by @divegeester
Haha, I usually find my self saying out loud “oh wow, you have a baby, I better not crash into you then!”

Originally posted by @shallow-blue
Those are usually sported by the stupidest, most self-centred (and I don't even mean own-child-centred) of parents. So, you have a baby on board? Cute. Why don't you drive a bit more carefully, then? It's not my crotch fruit, it's yours.

rekcitS repmuB

(for the front bumper, of course)

Honk if you like my way of driving

Originally posted by @fmf
Any topics are OK but each and every single sentence used (aside from this OP) must be succinct and pithy enough to be worthy of a standalone bumper sticker.

Trump happens!

Stuck here against my will

Originally posted by @coquette
Stuck here against my will