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Originally posted by duecer
well there is that theory, but how do you explain hockey players?
hockey players are a mystery.

*twilight zone music*

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Originally posted by Seitse
Do you sport a mullet?

If so, do you also drink budweiser and drive a truck?

According to the theory, the mullet still exists because nobody goes to the areas where it is still popular, so there is nobody to ridicule the mullet users, making them completely unaware of the hideousness of their haircut

Please share your views on the glamour of the mullet lifestyle.

Thanks.
Yes, yes and yes.

The mullet is glamorous because David Bowie had a nice red one.

Few people are cool enough to sport a mullet.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Yes, yes and yes.

The mullet is glamorous because David Bowie had a nice red one.

Few people are cool enough to sport a mullet.
This is very interesting.

Besides Mr. Bowie, who else do you recall wearing a mullet and looking like a million bucks?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Do you sport a mullet?

If so, do you also drink budweiser and drive a truck?

According to the theory, the mullet still exists because nobody goes to the areas where it is still popular, so there is nobody to ridicule the mullet users, making them completely unaware of the hideousness of their haircut

Please share your views on the glamour of the mullet lifestyle.

Thanks.
back in the day, if you had a mohawk, everyone thought you were an idiot. Now, it's the trendy thing. It has this anti-cool thing about it that makes it cool in the eyes of those who think being cool matters.

I predict the mullet will gain popularity...first as a joke, and then everyone will start doing it because they'll think if they get a mullet, then they'll be funny too.

It happened last year with the moustache. They looked stupid, but people grew them because they thought they were being funny/cool.


Mullets will be no different

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Originally posted by uzless
back in the day, if you had a mohawk, everyone thought you were an idiot. Now, it's the trendy thing. It has this anti-cool thing about it that makes it cool in the eyes of those who think being cool matters.

I predict the mullet will gain popularity...first as a joke, and then everyone will start doing it because they'll think if they get a mullet, then ...[text shortened]... rew them because they thought they were being funny/cool.


Mullets will be no different
Ummm, where exactly do you live?

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Originally posted by uzless
back in the day, if you had a mohawk, everyone thought you were an idiot. Now, it's the trendy thing. It has this anti-cool thing about it that makes it cool in the eyes of those who think being cool matters.

I predict the mullet will gain popularity...first as a joke, and then everyone will start doing it because they'll think if they get a mullet, then ...[text shortened]... rew them because they thought they were being funny/cool.


Mullets will be no different
That all sounded credible until you mentioned the Canadian moustache craze...!

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Originally posted by divegeester
That all sounded credible until you mentioned the Canadian moustache craze...!
Jason Giambi anyone?

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Originally posted by divegeester
That all sounded credible until you mentioned the Canadian moustache craze...!
how about the low rider pants that girls wear now? You know, the ones where if the girl bends over either her underwear sticks out the top, or the crack of her ass starts to show.

Back in the day, this was a huge fashion faux pas. We used to call those kind of pants "plumbers butt" pants because when a plumber would bend over to fix something, his pants would slide down and the crack of his ass would stick out.


Now, girls love these pants.

Perception of cool. That's all people want. They want to be cool. They want people to think they are cool. It's like most people got to age 16 and then never grew out of it.

People can't just BE cool, they have to LOOK cool. You people make me sick. Grow up you troglodytes!

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I feel win in the world of mullets.

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Originally posted by uzless
how about the low rider pants that girls wear now? You know, the ones where if the girl bends over either her underwear sticks out the top, or the crack of her ass starts to show.

Back in the day, this was a huge fashion faux pas. We used to call those kind of pants "plumbers butt" pants because when a plumber would bend over to fix something, his pants ...[text shortened]... t just BE cool, they have to LOOK cool. You people make me sick. Grow up you troglodytes!
it's not whether you have a mullet, a mustasche, or show your crack in public. it's not about whether you're fat, slim, ugly or a model. none of it matters.

people who want to look cool, will never be cool. because needy can never be cool, and a follower can never be leader.

look at any of the current crop of 'reality shows'. they've gone to great lengths in order to make the people look cool. all the superficial signs of being cool are there.

but they all immediately come off as idiots. it can't be helped, because that's what they are. the cool accessories only heighten the contrast, making them look even more idiotic than they are.

the worst thing is, the poor bastards are too stupid to realize it.

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Originally posted by wormwood
it's not whether you have a mullet, a mustasche, or show your crack in public. it's not about whether you're fat, slim, ugly or a model. none of it matters.

people who want to look cool, will never be cool. because needy can never be cool, and a follower can never be leader.

look at any of the current crop of 'reality shows'. they've go ic than they are.

the worst thing is, the poor bastards are too stupid to realize it.
even worse, people who watch that garbage then go out and buy those "accessories".

A recent list of things that are supposed to be cool.

bowling shoes
Top Gun sunglasses
Sunglasses with white rims
pointy shoes
faux hawks
buttons
piercings on your face. I've noticed eyebrows seem to be the latest trend.
leather wrist bands
men wearing pink shirts and/or ties
argyle sweaters with big diamond patterns

I think the metal chain that would go from your belt loop into your pocket finally went of style.

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Originally posted by uzless
even worse, people who watch that garbage then go out and buy those "accessories".

A recent list of things that are supposed to be cool.

bowling shoes
Top Gun sunglasses
Sunglasses with white rims
pointy shoes
faux hawks
buttons
piercings on your face. I've noticed eyebrows seem to be the latest trend.
leather wrist bands
men wearing pink shir ...[text shortened]... nk the metal chain that would go from your belt loop into your pocket finally went of style.
Urghh!Well done,you've just described everything that's totally wrong with the current fashion trends.I'm sorry but skinny jeans look bad on anyone that dares to wear them,(just to add another fashion faux-pas to your list).

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Originally posted by divegeester
Check out this cool dude:

http://www.rad-dudes.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/rate_my_mulletashx.jpg
He's probably got his wife's underwear on below this photo.

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Originally posted by Seitse
This is very interesting.

Besides Mr. Bowie, who else do you recall wearing a mullet and looking like a million bucks?
Quite a few ... http://www.onmylist.com/category/celebrity/20_Awesome_Celebrity_Mullets_from_the_80s_1

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Originally posted by uzless
even worse, people who watch that garbage then go out and buy those "accessories".

A recent list of things that are supposed to be cool.

bowling shoes
Top Gun sunglasses
Sunglasses with white rims
pointy shoes
faux hawks
buttons
piercings on your face. I've noticed eyebrows seem to be the latest trend.
leather wrist bands
men wearing pink shir ...[text shortened]... nk the metal chain that would go from your belt loop into your pocket finally went of style.
Facial piercings ARE cool!

The eyebrow one is a bad idea though. I had one but I let it fall out and will not replace it (though I may replace my tongue stud sometime). I've met waaaaaay too many people with ugly scars right there from getting it ripped out, or with the ring hanging on by a thread of skin because either the body is rejecting it or it got yanked on or something. In the long run it just makes you uglier, though it looks cool at first.

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