Originally posted by TyrannosauruschexThe world has to be warned of the inherent dangers of DiHydrogen Oxide!
Well once I was on a boat and a large electrical storm blew up, I decided that this was the perfect opportunity to harness the power of lightning for my own uses (it is a common myth that a lightning strike is fatal - in fact it almost always gives you powers if you watch films).
So I was out on deck with a large metal pole, trying to get a good s ...[text shortened]... ke it my responsibility to protect to world, even the entire universe, from the perils of water.
It'll kill you if you don't watch out! The world has been warned!
Originally posted by Dolphin55Rumour spreadin a-round in that texas town
Is Bowman still at the lagrange point?
bout that shack outside la grange
And you know what Im talkin about.
Just let me know if you wanna go
To that home out on the range.
They gotta lotta nice girls.
Have mercy.
A haw, haw, haw, haw, a haw.
A haw, haw, haw.
Well, I hear its fine if you got the time
And the ten to get yourself in.
A hmm, hmm.
And I hear its tight most evry night,
But now I might be mistaken.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Have mercy.