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Originally posted by demonseed
Was she a nuclear physicist or a silly tart who enjoyed having Die Fuhrer urinate on her?
Man, you do live on the edge. If there was one group I would not want to piss off, it would be female blonde nuclear physicists. They don't get mad, they blow you up.

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Originally posted by mikelom
Jail Bait!..... Then again, to some ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚
Not sure how, I'm above the age of consent...๐Ÿ˜•

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Err...suggestions welcome. ๐Ÿ˜•
If you really want to get laid get off the net and start hanging out with some girls. If this is difficult join a club/group that will contain girls. Once you make a few contacts things just have a habit of happening for you.

If you go around with the attitude I WANNA GET LAID I WANNA GET LAID I WANNA GET LAID you may scare the girlies away there kiddo even though every bloke walks around with that inner demon screaming those very words over and over.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
And if you are 17, it should be easy to get laid.
Err...not at all. ๐Ÿ˜•

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Man, you do live on the edge. If there was one group I [b]would not want to piss off, it would be female blonde nuclear physicists. They don't get mad, they blow you up.[/b]
LOL, that would explain why a nuclear strike has just been ordered on Northern Ireland.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Not sure how, I'm above the age of consent...๐Ÿ˜•
Brother Edwin would justify you not being 21 ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

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Originally posted by mikelom
Brother Edwin would justify you not being 21 ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€
**is confused** ๐Ÿ˜•

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Originally posted by demonseed
If you really want to get laid get off the net and start hanging out with some girls. If this is difficult join a club/group that will contain girls. Once you make a few contacts things just have a habit of happening for you.

If you go around with the attitude I WANNA GET LAID I WANNA GET LAID I WANNA GET LAID you may scare the girlies away there kiddo ...[text shortened]... though every bloke walks around with that inner demon screaming those very words over and over.
Adopt the attitude that you just don't give a **** around girls and they will come running.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Adopt the attitude that you just don't give **** around girls and they will come running.
So true, girls are weird. Show interest and they take advantage, act aloof and they get interested.

That's why I stick to farmyard animals: no games it's always real.

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Originally posted by demonseed
So true, girls are weird. Show interest and they take advantage, act aloof and they get interested.

That's why I stick to farmyard animals: no games it's always real.
Besides, we all know you are the baaaaaasshful type. ๐Ÿ˜€

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Originally posted by demonseed
So true, girls are weird. Show interest and they take advantage, act aloof and they get interested.

That's why I stick to farmyard animals: no games it's always real.
heee hawww heeee hawwww

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
heee hawww heeee hawwww
Stop it, that's turning me on.

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Originally posted by demonseed
Stop it, that's turning me on.
I knew you were an assman. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
I knew you were an assman. ๐Ÿ˜‰
Assmen are the greatest men

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Originally posted by demonseed
If you really want to get laid get off the net and start hanging out with some girls. If this is difficult join a club/group that will contain girls. Once you make a few contacts things just have a habit of happening for you.

If you go around with the attitude I WANNA GET LAID I WANNA GET LAID I WANNA GET LAID you may scare the girlies away there kiddo ...[text shortened]... though every bloke walks around with that inner demon screaming those very words over and over.
Your words are wise, but I am not; I do not know of a single club in my area that is suitable.

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