21 Apr 05
Hmmm....
A dog, after squatting and pinching a loaf, is quite content to walk off and let their owner (read: someone else, likely from their front lawn) remove the offending deposit.
Cats on the other hand are quite meticulous in taking care of their own personal hygiene.
Cats still rule, dogs still slobber incessantly. 😉
21 Apr 05
Originally posted by eagles54Rubbish! My cats frequently chuck the contents of the litter tray over the floor, vomit in my shoes, p;ss in the bath and scratch the bejesus out of my antique pine table. EVIL I TELL YOU, EVIL! Dog slobber I can deal with.
Hmmm....
A dog, after squatting and pinching a loaf, is quite content to walk off and let their owner (read: someone else, likely from their front lawn) remove the offending deposit.
Cats on the other hand are quite meticulous in taking care of their own personal hygiene.
Cats still rule, dogs still slobber incessantly. 😉
21 Apr 05
Originally posted by StarrmanSubmit to their training and they'll end their reign of domestic terror. You must be a slow learner. 😀
Rubbish! My cats frequently chuck the contents of the litter tray over the floor, vomit in my shoes, p;ss in the bath and scratch the bejesus out of my antique pine table. EVIL I TELL YOU, EVIL!
21 Apr 05
Originally posted by eagles54Don't tell me I am the last bastion of defence between them and taking over the world!!! Stand up to them, force the b@st@rds back into the microwave! Start research into portable microwave guns (masers?) and join with me brothers and sisters to quash this rising tide of feline oppression! Say it with me: 'SPLAT THE CAT! SPLAT THE CAT!"
Submit to their training and they'll end their reign of domestic terror. You must be a slow learner. 😀
21 Apr 05
Originally posted by Starrmani had 2 hamsters..i got up one morning and there was only 1 hamster and a carcass....1 hamster ate the other!!!..he was re-named fat bast@rd. Cats are cool though...and they can beat up dogs
Indeed I am, and proud to be so!
Rats are cool,
mice are too
and any fool
knows cats are poo!
EDIT: But I admit to being a bit dissapointed by hamsters though.
21 Apr 05
Originally posted by wucky3You should have called him Special Patrol Force 🙂
i had 2 hamsters..i got up one morning and there was only 1 hamster and a carcass....1 hamster ate the other!!!..he was re-named fat bast@rd. Cats are cool though...and they can beat up dogs
21 Apr 05
Originally posted by StarrmanSurely it depends on what you want from your pet.
ARRGGHH A double Agent! Get im boys!
If you want a slave who'll give you all the attention you feel you deserve and do everything you want without questioning...then you will prefer dogs.
If you want a pet that really couldn't care you existed, you take a cat.
I'd personally like a pet pot-bellied pig. We could roll around in the mud together and snort at strangers in the street.