Cats vs Dogs

Cats are a pain in the a$$ too.
Give me a fishtank any day.
No begging, no slobs, no whining!!
Good riddance to dogs and cats!!

@chaney3 said
And how about that awesome neighbor who keeps his dog in the yard 24/7, and the damn dog barks insanely, ruining any peace and quiet for everyone.
Good riddance to dogs!!

@chaney3 said
Cats are a pain in the a$$ too.
Give me a fishtank any day.
No begging, no slobs, no whining!!
Good riddance to dogs and cats!!

@yo-its-me said
Have you heard of training?
If your dog is going to be part of your household they need to know what's expected of them so they can fit in

@booger said
Cats don't show the cops where your drugs are.

Dogs do.

Try eating a snack during a movie when you have animal beggars in the area, impossible!!
Get rid of them, and get a goldfish.
If you need love validation, go to a shrink.

@trev33 said
Why bother training a dog when you can get a cat who trains you?

I bet pigs make lovely pets.
Our rabbits did and their faeces were not offensive.
But it was so sad when they died.

@yo-its-me said
I bet pigs make lovely pets.
Our rabbits did and their faeces were not offensive.
But it was so sad when they died.

@chaney3 said
Don't let begging slobs into your home.
Get a goldfish.

Here's a good one too, trying to have sex with your lady, and a whining pathetic animal on the other side of the door, crying to let him in.

Get rid of them!!

Get a goldfish.

You've touched a nerve.
Pet owners are insecure people, needing an animal to fullfil their life, because only filth comes with an animal in the house.

@chaney3 said
Here's a good one too, trying to have sex with your lady, and a whining pathetic animal on the other side of the door, crying to let him in.

Get rid of them!!

Get a goldfish.

@woodgirl said
Do you realise that a goldfish can live over 7 years! Try cleaning out a large octagonal fish tank for 7 years. It gets tiring. I was ecstatic when my sons were finally persuaded to let me kindly release them into the outdoor pond of a local hotel.

Unfortunately the local heron ate the entire pond population the following summer.

Give a dog food, love, and shelter, and it thinks you’re a god.

Give a cat food, love, and shelter, it thinks it’s a god.