28 Aug 18
Originally posted by @uzlessThe Pawn, so slow so slight,
Can you write a Chess Poem?
yet can kill with a touch of Erudite.
The Bishop, on angles,
can leave you in tangles.
The Castle (or Rook),
is often overlooked
Because the Horse, of course
is a much better force.
But the Queen, when unseen
is a bloody killing machine!
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28 Aug 18
Originally posted by @uzlessHere's one about a rook,
Can you write a Chess Poem?
2 minutes it took,
like the surprise of a parcel
he'd randomly castle,
loved to play 'out of book'.
28 Aug 18
Originally posted by @lemondropMine must suck worst than yours you are 3 wins 1 loss and 2 draws against me in Clan Challenges. 😛
roses are red
violets are blue
your game sucks
and mine does too
-VR
28 Aug 18
Originally posted by @very-rustyyour poetry sucks even more
Mine must suck worst than yours you are 3 wins 1 loss and 2 draws against me in Clan Challenges. 😛
-VR
28 Aug 18
Every day near dawn
We come to Red Hot Pawn
We have our own language but we know what we mean
Pins skewers and forks but fools mate's seldom seen
A knight on the rim is grim so they say
But a horse on course is a force
And now to put the ladies minds at ease
Because in our chess club we seldom have sleaze
When we discuss the Scandinavian opening we don't mean some Swedish whore
And when we chat about Birds we mean pawn to f4.
29 Aug 18
Originally posted by @lemondropWake up Maiden Gertrude, it was a FACT not poetry! 😛
your poetry sucks even more
-VR