Criteria for a "good" thread

@fmf said
List a few thread titles you've thought were good.

@ponderable said
I like the funny ones

@ghost-of-a-duke said
You have more chance sir of winning the lottery, twice.

You can't control the direction of a thread.

@booger said
You can't control the direction of a thread.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Watch me...

@booger said
Why do you always bring this experiment back up?

It can't be done. We tried.

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@ponderable said
Lets see if we can collect some criteria that please everyone.

Wit, humour