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Cuba, ay yi yi!!

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Originally posted by PBE6
Nice! I got 20 chewables, so I'm set for the week.
Endoscopy is a minimally (lulz!1) invasive diagnostic medical procedure that is used to assess the interior surfaces of an organ by inserting a tube into the body.

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Originally posted by Rajk999
Are you going to one of those all-inclusives that keeps you away from the locals? I've been to Cuba 3 times and one of the most stunning aspects of life there is the fact that most of the society seems to have been stuck in the 1950s .. the cars, the architecture the lifestyle.

If you want to find out more about life in Havana take a trip via horse and c ...[text shortened]... itioned by tourists for sex. Its both legal and encouraged.

It should be a great experience.
I am indeed going to an all-inclusive, where I have paid for the privilege of not feeling guilty about being a pig. I will only visit the locals if they agree to re-enact the 1955 "Enchantment Under The Sea" dance scene from Back to the Future, complete with a disappearing left hand. 😡

But the horse drawn carriage idea sounds pretty nice. I'm expecting to proposition my girlfriend for sex, which is legal but not encouraged, and a horse drawn carriage ride might just do the trick. As for the other whores on the island, yes, that is a roll of nickels in my pocket.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Endoscopy is a minimally (lulz!1) invasive diagnostic medical procedure that is used to assess the interior surfaces of an organ by inserting a tube into the body.
Kinky...did we have this conversation in a different thread, or am I imagining things?

EDIT: Nope, that one was with Grampy Bobby, my mistake. πŸ˜•

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Originally posted by PBE6
I I will only visit the locals if they agree to re-enact the 1955 "Enchantment Under The Sea" dance scene from Back to the Future, complete with a disappearing left hand. 😡

Be good Johnny

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Originally posted by uzless
Be good Johnny
It was my cousin Marvin's favourite movie, we buried him with it.

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Originally posted by stoker
Been there in 1994, its great beaches, but watch your cloths, trips out was interesting but the beggers with babys look for you arriving, still the american dollar rules
I think in 1994 the $US would have ruled ... not today. PB6 can confirm on his return which currencies are now ruling. What Castro did around 2001 was to devalue the $US and place it lower than the Cuban peso. The ruling foreign currencies are the $ Canadian, the British pound and the Euro. Revenge Cuban style !

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Originally posted by PBE6
2. Immodium. The commercials try to glamourize traveler's diarrhea, but I know better.
Well... I guess if anyone's an expert on traveller's diarrhea, it's me.

Don't use Immodium unless you have to travel about.
Just don't drink the water (so that means keeping your mouth shut in the shower, brushing your teeth using mineral water and not eating washed vegetables or ice-cubes in your drinks).

πŸ™‚

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Originally posted by Rajk999
I think in 1994 the $US would have ruled ... not today. PB6 can confirm on his return which currencies are now ruling. What Castro did around 2001 was to devalue the $US and place it lower than the Cuban peso. The ruling foreign currencies are the $ Canadian, the British pound and the Euro. Revenge Cuban style !
Just checked the conversion rate from the Canadian dollar to the Convertible Cuban Peso (CUC - tourist pesos!) - at $0.8983 CUC/CAD it's not terrible, but not the $10.63 MXN/CAD grand exchange blow-out I'd get in Mexico.

Pesos, pesos, everywhere, so let's all have a drink. 😡

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Originally posted by PBE6
Just checked the conversion rate from the Canadian dollar to the Convertible Cuban Peso (CUC - tourist pesos!) - at $0.8983 CUC/CAD it's not terrible, but not the $10.63 MXN/CAD grand exchange blow-out I'd get in Mexico.

Pesos, pesos, everywhere, so let's all have a drink. 😡
What you dont know is that most things in Mexico are close to US prices now! Thats why so many Mexicans are crossing the border.Its not that they are greedy😞 I know this college educated teacher that teaches near Zitacuaro for 400 pesos a week..with gas higher than the US and food prices pretty much the same...they dont have a chance.

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Originally posted by epic0002
What you dont know is that most things in Mexico are close to US prices now! Thats why so many Mexicans are crossing the border.Its not that they are greedy😞 I know this college educated teacher that teaches near Zitacuaro for 400 pesos a week..with gas higher than the US and food prices pretty much the same...they dont have a chance.
Anybody know how much stuff costs in Cuba? I might need a shirt or some replacement sunglasses, and of course a box of Cuban cigars.

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Originally posted by PBE6
Anybody know how much stuff costs in Cuba? I might need a shirt or some replacement sunglasses, and of course a box of Cuban cigars.
The boxes are expensive!....well, the real cigars anyway. There are only 6 authentic factories that make cigars in cuba. The rest are illegal factories or home rollers.

Here's a price list as of 2006

http://marty.514crew.com/cigarprices.html

Here's some general cuban cigar info.

http://marty.514crew.com/cigarguide.html

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Ciao, amigos! I'm officially on vacation!! 😡

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Originally posted by PBE6
Ciao, amigos! I'm officially on vacation!! 😡
Have fun ... Im kinda worried about you though ... you have to take your girlfriend to Cuba to ask for sex? ! πŸ™‚ Hope you get through .

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Originally posted by Rajk999
Have fun ... Im kinda worried about you though ... you have to take your girlfriend to Cuba to ask for sex? ! πŸ™‚ Hope you get through .
A wife in cuba? Take my advice...it's like going to China with a sack of rice

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Originally posted by uzless
A wife in cuba? Take my advice...it's like going to China with a sack of rice
I agree .. but the guy said he is taking along his girlfriend and hopes to proposition her for sex.

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