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Make sure she has a good time. If you're not into her, make sure she has a good time but don't commit for a later date. Whether you like her or not, make her laugh and give her interesting things to think about. Don't let yourself get nervous; don't be invested in the date. If you do like her and she seems to like you, make light suggestive humorous comments; that's part of the night's entertainment for girls. Don't be too aggressive though.
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Originally posted by StarrmanThat trick has always made me really uncomfortable when someone else did it to me. I always felt like they were making fun of me. Now I specifically know to look for it and conciously think "this is a good sign".
If you fancy her, mirror her movements over dinner, if she does the same to yours it is a sure sign that there's an attraction there. Sub-conscious body language is very telling if you know what to look for.
21 Feb 07
Originally posted by trevor33She's from NZ actually, which is good because we probably have the same displacement issues
as i live closer to you than RookRAK, i'll just copy his post and you can send me the cookie instead
Huck,
You're going to get a lot of people making fun of you. Ignore them.
When I was first divorced I spent a few years going on lots of dates, including many from personal ads. This was mid 90s, so personal ads at the time were those in the newspap ...[text shortened]... lden whatever you do or say just feed her with alcohol and chocolate all night.
Originally posted by huckleberryhoundWack off before hand, this will ease any sexual attention and allow you to make more rational decisions.
I got this date from some girl on a dating site (the devil makes work for light hands), and it's the first time i've been on a date like this except for this blind date a mate set up.
What are the dos and don'ts ?
She asked me if i wanted to meet for drinks, and i said yes, i've just asked if she wants to go for a meal instead (my invite). We' ut me down for going on the date in the first place can suck the back of my dangly bits.
Be yourself and ask her questions. Do not talk about yourself incessantly.
Do not plan on sealing the deal on the first date, but, come prepared to cover your wagon.
Do not talk about past relationships, ex's or sexually deviant pornography (as much as you and I may like French Midget Porn, not everybody has the same tastes).
Make sure you pinch a loaf prior to the date, there is nothing worse than prarie dogging while on a date.
Do not drink to excess and, regardless of how good an idea this seems, don't deliberately get drunk in an effort to get into her panties. This course of action frequently ends up with one or both of you pissing on yourselves and/or vomitting. Nothing better than spending the first date holding her hair out of her face.
Finally, if you do get a chance to seal the deal, but, you're having trouble getting past the foreplay, kiss your way down her body. Go downtown on her through her pants and my experience is that this will get most women to drop their panties like a cheerleader on prom night.
Should things go very well, resist the temptation to give her the Kit Kat or some other kinked perversion unless you don't see The Second Coming (date deux) in your future. If The Second Coming doesn't seem to be in the cards, pull out all the stops... while I'm partial to moving things to the shower, I'd recommend the Kitchen for interesting textures and sensations.
Should things go badly... well I have several suggestions, but, most of them involve sticking her with the bar tab and/or faking a seizure and going for an 'accidental' breast grab.
21 Feb 07
Originally posted by huckleberryhoundI would keep it simple go for a drink and chat on the first date. A nice darkly lit country pub with candle on the table to set the mood. That way you can both decide if you like each other. I would not fork out money for a dinner unless I thought I was in. . . .it would be too risky an investment.
I got this date from some girl on a dating site (the devil makes work for light hands), and it's the first time i've been on a date like this except for this blind date a mate set up.
What are the dos and don'ts ?
She asked me if i wanted to meet for drinks, and i said yes, i've just asked if she wants to go for a meal instead (my invite). We' ...[text shortened]... ut me down for going on the date in the first place can suck the back of my dangly bits.
Second date take her to the cinema that way you can get a break from her constant gibbering. . .while the film is on you have an hour and a half to rest.
Third date invite her round for dinner. . .Making sure you have bought a couple of bottles of really strong wine. I find Australian Shiraz is good as some are around 15% and the strong fruity taste masks the alcohol slightly. Cook a nice meal that requires a long slow simmer, that way you have time to ply her with as much wine as possible while she is still hungry. . .Try and get another glass down her during the meal with a top up after. At this point if you are lucky she should be quite pissed increasing your chances of closing the deal.
21 Feb 07
Originally posted by huckleberryhoundWhen do I get that cookie?
I got this date from some girl on a dating site (the devil makes work for light hands), and it's the first time i've been on a date like this except for this blind date a mate set up.
What are the dos and don'ts ?
She asked me if i wanted to meet for drinks, and i said yes, i've just asked if she wants to go for a meal instead (my invite). We' ...[text shortened]... ut me down for going on the date in the first place can suck the back of my dangly bits.
21 Feb 07
Originally posted by EAPOEThree dates to get her to drop her panties like a hot rock? Maybe?
I would keep it simple go for a drink and chat on the first date. A nice darkly lit country pub with candle on the table to set the mood. That way you can both decide if you like each other. I would not fork out money for a dinner unless I thought I was in. . . .it would be too risky an investment.
Second date take her to the cinema that way you can get a b ...[text shortened]... s point if you are lucky she should be quite pissed increasing your chances of closing the deal.
Loser.
21 Feb 07
Originally posted by huckleberryhoundIn this situation I would ask myself the question: What would Jesus do?
I got this date from some girl on a dating site (the devil makes work for light hands), and it's the first time i've been on a date like this except for this blind date a mate set up.
What are the dos and don'ts ?
She asked me if i wanted to meet for drinks, and i said yes, i've just asked if she wants to go for a meal instead (my invite). We' ...[text shortened]... ut me down for going on the date in the first place can suck the back of my dangly bits.
My guess is that Jesus would take her to the pub, ply her with drinks, and bail out on a flimsy excuse if she was ugly and/or there was no chance of getting any.
21 Feb 07
Originally posted by Hand of HecateI'm sorry, but all applications for the job of my forum enemy must be placed in the appropriate thread:
Clearly you have never actually been on a date. You are obviously talking out of your ass and that's exactly where Huck should stick the cookie you so richly deserve.
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21 Feb 07
Originally posted by RookRAKI wouldn't waste my time.
I'm sorry, but all applications for the job of my forum enemy must be placed in the appropriate thread:
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