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Dating site date.....Dos and don'ts

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Two attempts at a joke nick and you still can't make the grade....Why don't you just call me Huck ? That's what all my friends call me, might aswell just accept that it's my name 😛
So how are things progressing Huck, have you had the first date yet?

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Originally posted by EAPOE
So how are things progressing Huck, have you had the first date yet?
Yeah, had it about 7 hours ago.
The food wasn't the greatest, and the date was ok. The girl didn't exactly rock my boat, but i'd be fibbing if i said she was trying very hard. Seems she's just off the boat , and is looking for new friends......not the ingredients for a great relationship. I found her appealing th same way i find a barbers floor appealing right now.
I'm not saying this is the last of me and her, but i'd have to admit that if i had to pick a girl out in a line up that rocked my boat....she would not exactly be going to jail, if you know what i mean.

I hearbye apologise to any females that might be reading this and find it offensive.....i apologise, but i don't give a rats ass, if you know what i mean 😛

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Yeah, had it about 7 hours ago.
The food wasn't the greatest, and the date was ok. The girl didn't exactly rock my boat, but i'd be fibbing if i said she was trying very hard. Seems she's just off the boat , and is looking for new friends......not the ingredients for a great relationship. I found her appealing th same way i find a barbers floor app ...[text shortened]... ind it offensive.....i apologise, but i don't give a rats ass, if you know what i mean 😛
Why would anyone find the dating paragraph offensive?

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Originally posted by reader1107
Why would anyone find the dating paragraph offensive?
Too many boat metaphors. Those female pirates who like to shave might take offense.

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LMAO!

Joined a dating site myself for a laugh yesterday. I wrote a profile making it clear that I'd only joined for a laugh, but I've got someone interested already.

Everyone else just give up now, the stud is on the loose. 😀😏

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Originally posted by Ian68
LMAO!

Joined a dating site myself for a laugh yesterday. I wrote a profile making it clear that I'd only joined for a laugh, but I've got someone interested already.

Everyone else just give up now, the stud is on the loose. 😀😏
Interesting avi. Maybe if you use that one at the dating site no one will bother you!

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http://www.bigfatwhale.com/archives/bfw_277.html

Sorry! I try to walk away, and cruise other sites, and then I see this stuff...

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Originally posted by reader1107
Interesting avi. Maybe if you use that one at the dating site no one will bother you!
I was looking for a troll avi as a joke, but saw that and found it appealing.

Just checked my emails and found I've got two more interested, as well as another message from the first one.

🙂😀😏

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Sweet Jesus, this thread is supposed to me helping Huckleberryhandjob to have a successful date, not exploring the intricacies of backdoor action.
I thought you were talking about the back seat of a VW.


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Meet in a hotel bar. Have sex in a room upstairs -- even in the loo, if you can't afford a regular room -- THEN have drinks in the bar. Sex first will release whatever sexual tension exists between you. Something I learned from a French whore.

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