28 Jun 08
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Originally posted by epic0002This is a surprisingly easy downward spiral. To put yourself on the skid mark fast track just follow these easy steps:
Dear Hand, How do I become a big piece of crap like yourself... you know the kind that sinks straight to the bottom of the bowl and leaves a skid mark that doesn't even wash off when you flush.
Love Epic
1. Invest in some really despicable Japanese pornography. You know the kind, leather, whips, chains, barb wire, urine, sodomy, vomit, enormous double ended dildo, butt plugs and assorted anal beads. Keep your collection on 24hrs a day whether you're home or not (turn it up when you leave the house).
2. Start dating fat chicks and work hard to get them to fall in love with you. After a few weeks go for your brown belt. Keep working at it and insist that this is the only way you can reach Nirvana, pretend to lose all interest in any other kind of sex. Buy them flowers and treat them like Godesses, but, keep hitting the rough road until they break up with you.
3. Work on acquiring every drug known to man and begin injesting, snorting or shooting them in quick succession. The secret to avoiding addiction to any one substance is to cycle your drugs. Vomiting will become a big part of your life at this point.
4. Pick people at random to abuse. Picking someone that obviously has it coming is the best way to start. Walmart is a fantastic place to start a fight. First off, its full of white trash, trailer park retards. Secondly, there's all manner of ignorant, handicapped and plain old fugly people that are just begging for it. Make sure you take a dump on the floor of the Walmart restroom before leaving.
5. Rinse and repeat.
28 Jun 08
Originally posted by Hand of HecateYou stupid bastard. You do not have wisdom. You are of questionable education and very questionable breeding. You do not have couth. You have nothing to add to anything. Are you and Huckleberry lovers? Goddamn, you two twits have absoulutely nothing to say and say so all the time. The last time I crossed paths with you sis your response was to whine "leave me alone Burns". Look pussy, it's Mr. Burns to you...
Post a request and I'll bestow my sage wisdom upon you in an effort to guide you from useless forum turd to witty prattler. Keep in mind that no matter how much my analysis and subsequent suggestions smack of sarcastic abuse, I'm really helping you. Sometimes a firm hand is needed to get the wayward set back on the path of righteousness.
Afterall ...[text shortened]... ie. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and deliver his soul from hell." (Proverbs 23:13-14)
28 Jun 08
Originally posted by Frank BurnsYeah, Very cRusty is spot on with you lot.
You stupid bastard. You do not have wisdom. You are of questionable education and very questionable breeding. You do not have couth. You have nothing to add to anything. Are you and Huckleberry lovers? Goddamn, you two twits have absoulutely nothing to say and say so all the time. The last time I crossed paths with you sis your response was to whine "leave me alone Burns". Look pussy, it's Mr. Burns to you...
Keep fighting the good fight, Franky, and remember: Drums are sensual!
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28 Jun 08
Originally posted by Frank BurnsTee hee.
You stupid bastard. You do not have wisdom. You are of questionable education and very questionable breeding. You do not have couth. You have nothing to add to anything. Are you and Huckleberry lovers? Goddamn, you two twits have absoulutely nothing to say and say so all the time. The last time I crossed paths with you sis your response was to whine "leave me alone Burns". Look pussy, it's Mr. Burns to you...
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28 Jun 08
Originally posted by Frank BurnsWhatever you say Frankie. I just don't want to hurt your delicate sensibilities so I go easy on you. You see, unlike many people here, its not your fault, you're truly mentally deficient and I don't care to argue with the mentally handicapped. Try widget, he's always up for a good retardo slugfest.
You stupid bastard. You do not have wisdom. You are of questionable education and very questionable breeding. You do not have couth. You have nothing to add to anything. Are you and Huckleberry lovers? Goddamn, you two twits have absoulutely nothing to say and say so all the time. The last time I crossed paths with you sis your response was to whine "leave me alone Burns". Look pussy, it's Mr. Burns to you...
28 Jun 08
Originally posted by Hand of HecateHelp me, Oh sage.
Whatever you say Frankie. I just don't want to hurt your delicate sensibilities so I go easy on you. You see, unlike many people here, its not your fault, you're truly mentally deficient and I don't care to argue with the mentally handicapped. Try widget, he's always up for a good retardo slugfest.