29 Jun 08
Originally posted by Frank BurnsHi! 🙂
Hey HandJob, you gonna help clean your mothers trailer this weekend? After all, you do live in it with her.
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rb is coming over Saturday night to rock on some Coors Lite with you...
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Piss off...
29 Jun 08
Originally posted by Hand of Hecate😀 "The Pacific Northwest's temperate moist climate and frequent overcast days make it a slug and snail paradise... common responses to slugs and snails range from gastronomic delight to outright loathing."
...Try widget, he's always up for a good retardo slugfest.
Nice, HandJob! 😕 Wait until I'm out in the garden putting down a little metaldehyde, hoping you'll snuffle by...
"According to Dr. Doreen Hock, head veterinarian of an emergency animal hospital, "Slug bait poisoning has to be one of the most hideous things we see. No pet owner would use it if they saw just one dog who'd eaten it."" 😉
29 Jun 08
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Originally posted by Hand of HecateOkey dokey, Hand of Hecate, ready to take my medicine. Let 'er rip!
Post a request and I'll bestow my sage wisdom upon you in an effort to guide you from useless forum turd to witty prattler. Keep in mind that no matter how much my analysis and subsequent suggestions smack of sarcastic abuse, I'm really helping you. Sometimes a firm hand is needed to get the wayward set back on the path of righteousness.
Afterall ie. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and deliver his soul from hell." (Proverbs 23:13-14)
Prayer: Lord, make me grateful for that which I'm about to recieve.
29 Jun 08
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyIsn't that plagiarism to use the TSM'S prayer?
Prayer: Lord, make me grateful for that which I'm about to recieve.
Edit: Sorry, I guess not. I just googled it and as long as you're not on your hands and knees, looking back over your shoulder at RN while reciting, its ok. Frank shouldn't get angry. He seems a might touchy lately.
30 Jun 08
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyYou're too old to change. Still, I have seen your near future... I see you in a 'elder care' facility (more aptly called Hell's waiting room). You smell like urine and can't get up out of your easy chair unassisted. Your clothes are crusted with food, vomit and old semen (not your own). A Chess set resides in the corner, but, its missing a couple of pawns and your hands are too crippled to pick up the pieces. During your quartertly 'cleanup' one of your nurses cuts into your big toe. Given your poor general health, fading circulation and lack of care, this cut festers, becomes seriously infected and develops into gangrene. Despite several amputations, you die a slow lingering death over the course of several months.
Okey dokey, Hand of Hecate, ready to take my medicine. Let 'er rip!
Prayer: Lord, make me grateful for that which I'm about to recieve.
I recommend loading up a u-haul with ANFO and going out in style while you still can.
Originally posted by Frank BurnsHow on earth could this possibly deserve 3 recs? You are aware that we're limited to 10 per month now, right?
Hey HandJob, you gonna help clean your mothers trailer this weekend? After all, you do live in it with her.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
rb is coming over Saturday night to rock on some Coors Lite with you...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Piss off...
Sorry, I couldn't resist the irony.
I'm still bitter my power to give 'Kudos' to whom ever and whenever I please limited.
30 Jun 08
Originally posted by GalaxyShieldI'm rec'ing your post in an effort to restore some harmony to the universe.
How on earth could this possibly deserve 3 recs? You are aware that we're limited to 10 per month now, right?
Sorry, I couldn't resist the irony.
I'm still bitter my power to give 'Kudos' to whom ever and whenever I please limited.
Agreed. Random nonsensical insults don't deserve recs.
30 Jun 08
Originally posted by Hand of HecateFar more favorable than I expected. Thank you.
You're too old to change. Still, I have seen your near future... I see you in a 'elder care' facility (more aptly called Hell's waiting room). You smell like urine and can't get up out of your easy chair unassisted. Your clothes are crusted with food, vomit and old semen (not your own). A Chess set resides in the corner, but, its missing a couple ...[text shortened]...
I recommend loading up a u-haul with ANFO and going out in style while you still can.