Dose of reality for guys

Originally posted by Suzianne
If she follows you to the door, it's not that she wants you and can't bear for you to go, it's just that she doesn't trust you enough to not set fire to the couch on the way out.

You have your couch next to your front door? Or is it in your garden?
Have you ever heard of Feng Shui?
Tsk tsk!

Originally posted by JS357
It can't be that wrong to err on the optimistic side.

So this kind of advice isn't very useful.

Tell us the signs she [b]does "want you and can't bear for you to go." Especially the subtle signs, like shoestring tackles*.

*edit: ...a tackle made around the ankles of the ball carrier. (Dictionary.com)[/b]

It's all there for anyone to see (love or hate) in the way she looks at you.

Guys without their own issues or neuroses should be able to pick this up. Their friends usually can, for sure.

Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
You have your couch next to your front door? Or is it in your garden?
Have you ever heard of Feng Shui?
Tsk tsk!

My couch is in the living room, which you must pass through to get to the door. I also have a bench (like a couch but with no back) in the entry under a large mirror.

Yes, I have heard of Feng Shui. My house is very balanced. 🙂

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
I just knew that when the words baggage and issues came up

you'd be back.

Go on, tell us all the juicy bits. All the sordid stories of your past.

You naughty girl.

You can't handle the truth. 😀

Originally posted by Suzianne
It's all there for anyone to see (love or hate) in the way she looks at you.

Guys without their own issues or neuroses should be able to pick this up. Their friends usually can, for sure.

You haven't told us about all the juicy bits.

Those actions that give rise to the look you are talking about.

You know the look, the look a girl gives a guy.

That look where the guy hopes she hasn't got a gun in her purse.

Originally posted by Suzianne
You can't handle the truth. 😀

Don't you mean you can't tell the truth? 😛

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
You haven't told us about all the juicy bits.

Those actions that give rise to the look you are talking about.

You know the look, the look a girl gives a guy.

That look where the guy hopes she hasn't got a gun in her purse.

😀

Originally posted by Suzianne
I have issues of National Geographic and Smithsonian on my coffee table, if that helps.

It always makes a good scene, to be able to sweep such issues away, in the height of passion, as we set up the Parcheesi board.

Originally posted by JS357
It always makes a good scene, to be able to sweep such issues away, in the height of passion, as we set up the Parcheesi board.

Have you lost your marbles??? 😉

Originally posted by Suzianne
If she follows you to the door, it's not that she wants you and can't bear for you to go, it's just that she doesn't trust you enough to not set fire to the couch on the way out.

We know. If she wanted us, we would be following her to the bedroom.

Originally posted by SwissGambit
We know. If she wanted us, [b]we would be following her to the bedroom.[/b]

WE???


I don't know about you, but I'm not into group sex.



😲

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
WE???


I don't know about you, but I'm not into group sex.



😲

I used to be "not" into Lima beans, I am now after giving them a chance.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
WE???


I don't know about you, but I'm not into group sex.



😲

I'm down, as long as I'm the only guy. 😛

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
I used to be "not" into Lima beans, I am now after giving them a chance.

Interesting analogy. At least you didn't say 'pickles'. 😲

Originally posted by Very Rusty
Don't you mean you can't tell the truth? 😛

No, that's not what I mean at all.

Why would you think that's what I meant? Are you daft?