duecer's tweets

my friend Bob says that Obama wants to make all Americans carry a copy of the koran, and pay for it with tax money. Bob never lies so it must be true

is it weird that Cloris Leachman makes me erect?

I can't watch Kill Bill anymore without thinking of how much a perv David Carradine was😞

STUPIED TREES! tree fell at work today and I had to drive all the way around. wasted three minutes of my life. I am so mad😠

I cleaned the floor of my car yesterday, hair ties (daughters), chewed fingernails, empty water bottles, ratty stepped on papers. Two shopping bags worth😕

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Originally posted by duecer
I cleaned the floor of my car yesterday, hair ties (daughters), chewed fingernails, empty water bottles, ratty stepped on papers. Two shopping bags worth😕

these socks are making my feet hawt and sweaty😳

just took my shoes off at work. wonder how long before anyone notices?!

@#!$&!! Oh sure, chicks can wear open toed shoes anytime that want, but I give my dogs a little room to breathe and I'm being "disruptive". f@@@ You management!

I'm thinking I should clean my gutters more than once every four years.

Originally posted by duecer
I can't watch Kill Bill anymore without thinking of how much a perv David Carradine was😞

telemarketer just called. wanted to know if I wanted to buy credit insurance. I told him I was unsure because some instability around my personal life. spent 20 minutes telling him about my irrational "fears" and pet peeves. I didn't buy the insurance, but I am sure I saved at least 7 people an annoying phone call, and I get to unburden myself...the system works.

my head itches

What is 'twitter' like? is it more fun than dungeons and dragons?