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my friend Bob says that Obama wants to make all Americans carry a copy of the koran, and pay for it with tax money. Bob never lies so it must be true

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is it weird that Cloris Leachman makes me erect?

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I can't watch Kill Bill anymore without thinking of how much a perv David Carradine was😞

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STUPIED TREES! tree fell at work today and I had to drive all the way around. wasted three minutes of my life. I am so mad😠

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I cleaned the floor of my car yesterday, hair ties (daughters), chewed fingernails, empty water bottles, ratty stepped on papers. Two shopping bags worth😕

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Originally posted by duecer
I cleaned the floor of my car yesterday, hair ties (daughters), chewed fingernails, empty water bottles, ratty stepped on papers. Two shopping bags worth😕
She sneezed, but had no handkerchief. She looked around, with a hanging bogey, as her eyes suddenly went to her sleeve.

My bad, as there was a mirror she was looking into to ensure no male onlookers.

She swiped off her panties and cleansed her nose finely.

It was a good mirror!

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these socks are making my feet hawt and sweaty😳

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just took my shoes off at work. wonder how long before anyone notices?!

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@#!$&!! Oh sure, chicks can wear open toed shoes anytime that want, but I give my dogs a little room to breathe and I'm being "disruptive". f@@@ You management!

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I'm thinking I should clean my gutters more than once every four years.

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Originally posted by duecer
I can't watch Kill Bill anymore without thinking of how much a perv David Carradine was😞
You should only be thinking of how hot Uma Thurman is.

Go watch it again until you get it right!

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telemarketer just called. wanted to know if I wanted to buy credit insurance. I told him I was unsure because some instability around my personal life. spent 20 minutes telling him about my irrational "fears" and pet peeves. I didn't buy the insurance, but I am sure I saved at least 7 people an annoying phone call, and I get to unburden myself...the system works.

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my head itches

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