Eating when wife is away

Originally posted by divegeester
I made myself the most excellent scrambled eggs today; free range of course.

Good boy, but did you wash up the dishes and clean your mess afterwards? 😉

Originally posted by divegeester
I made myself the most excellent scrambled eggs today; free range of course.

I can't remember if it was a movie or TV show, but the wife was away for a trip, and when she got back she asked the husband what he and the kids had to eat while she was away.
He replied: "Hamburgers... Pizza... Mostly round things..."

I thought that was hilarious.

Originally posted by adramforall
Sound like someone speaks from experience 😛

It took 6 hours for them to help me, and why they insisted the procedure had to be performed in the corridor in plain view of everybody, I don't know.

And, I don't believe their excuse for laughing was because they had all been watching a Lenny Henry sketch on the hospital canteen telly.

Some people are just so unprofessional.

I was running a bath and tripped while trying to answer the phone.
(Don't go using that as your excuse Divegeester, they don't buy it)